Sailor Earth
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“Because you're our mommy!”
~ Sailor Earth
“She does not appear in Sailor Moon.”
~ Captain Obvious on Sailor Earth
“........DANM!!!”
~ Ron Simmons on Sailor Earth for no reason
Sailor Earth a.k.a. Takanera 'Vivian' Moshi (b. March 5, 1979 or 1981, d. Not Yet) is not one of the sailor scouts, for obvious reasons. Not because the cartoon takes place in earth (mostly) and the fact earthlings are not... well strange power creatures. But she has earth-based powers, of course. She is the daughter of Molly and Melvin. Her parents gained the Earth power from Darien after he became Moon Knight when He realized that Molly was his twin sister back in the silver millenium. Moshi and Rini have been best friends ever since they were babies. Unlike her father she tends to act before she thinks and this has earned her a reputation of a bubblehead. She's watched over by her guardian cat Terra.
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[edit] History (cause everyone has one)
One of her earliest enemies were the Dildo of Doom and she has beated it like 10,000 times. But one day Moshi wanted to be a Sailor Scout, being part of the solar planet scouts with Sailor Moon, but despite Earth being one of the 8 planets of the solar system, Sailor Moon never planned to recruit her, even though the Moon is Earth's satellite.... it didn't made sense. Moshi was mad. But she is now a scout thanks to a lawsuit she filed in the other Scouts. Because of this, the Scouts are mad at her and would not let her in. She also has affiliations with other sailors like Sailor Sun, Cancer, Venus, Zula, Galaxy, & Centauri.
Nobody really knows where or what she does now to this day. She was last seen hanging out with Sailor Centauri & the Dover Demon in a party. (Although the Dover Demon itself is a mystery.)
[edit] Powers
Earth Lullaby Power: Her transformation prase
Earth Savage Scratch: When the Earth power was transfered it began to draw from the power of the wilds (Plants and Animals). When she uses this attack primal energy is focused into her hand and swipes at the enemy like she had a claw. Really.... like a liger.
[edit] Appearance
Many fans' renderings of Sailor Earth were very random and not authentic. She has nothing to do with the 'hypothetical' Sailor Grape, as in one drawing. But in real life, she looks a bit like Sailor Zula.
Most fan drawings make her have the hair type of Sailor Moon, exept its a diffrent color. Other are just are off-topic.
[edit] Her Freetime
She usually attends things like Miss Earth Pageant and makes out with Karl Rove. She has kicked Lindsay Lohan's ass in her own games. Lohan practically sucks compared to Earth's awesomeness.
