Rydia
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Rydia is the name of a GOD AWFUL "woman" in Final Fantasy IV. People think shes really sexy due to her revealing clothes despite that she's A SMALL CHILD which makes them all pedophiles.
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[edit] Early life
Once Rydia was a cute little girl, living in some town in the world of FFIV. Her mother was a well known prostitute of mist sent to rape anyone who enters the village. But one day some terrorists set out to blow up the village. As a result, Rydia's mother died (of HIV) Cecil proceeded to blow up the village. They offered to take Rydia to safety, but because she is a total fucking idiot she summoned Chuck Norris to cause a massive earthquake, separating Cecil from the good character, leaving you with the shitty character. By the way. When playing her,SHE CAN ONLY SUMMON A CHOCOBO!! WHAT A FUCKING CHEAP WASTE OF TIME!
[edit] Death (YES!)
Levaithan came and separated everyone from Rydia, where they assume she died. I FUCKING WISH! Instead she was sent to some fucked up world where she hit puberty.
[edit] Return (aww shit.)
Cecil and his allies had entered the underground world where the Dark Crystals lay, and were attempting to protect the Crystal in the Dwarven Castle from Darth Vader. Vader summons Chuck Norris which instantly kills all party members except Cecil. WTF? However, Rydia arrives and Rapes chuck up the ass, killing him in extreme pain. and rejoins the party in battle
[edit] Appearance
She was really cute when she was a kid, as an adult however, she has boobs, wears skimpy outfits, carries a whip (More fucking fanservice.) and shuns the one man insane enough to love her.
[edit] See also
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