Russian reversal

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“In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal plays YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Russian Reversal

“In Soviet Russia, I misquote YOU!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Russian Reversal

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[edit] Origin of the Russian Reversal

In 1953 Joseph Stalin got bored and decided to write it into law that NONE SHALL PASS. However, when he tried to do this he found that the law was already in place. When Stalin demanded of his adviser Ronald McDonlev how laws could be passed without his consent, McDonlev, thinking that everyone knew about the newly discovered Russian Reversal, replied "In soviet Russia, legislation passes YOU!" This angered Stalin so much that he stabbed Mcdonlev with a pitchfork, sliced his head open with an axe, and gave him a lethal injection. The epitaph on McDonlev's tombstone reads, "In Soviet Russia, leader assassinates YOU."

It is to this date unknown if Stalin killed his adviser because he thought he was being a smartass or if it was because his new law that NONE SHALL PASS had passed him up. Regardless of Stalin's motive, the Russian Reversal took offense to the demotion of the man who had introduced it to Stalin. It incarnated itself as King Arthur to challenge Stalin's declaration that NONE SHALL PASS in a battle surprisingly similar to the one in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The main two differences between the two duels were that Stalin was not dressed in black and the fact that he bled to death when the Russian Reversal cut his first leg off. After Stalin's death, the law that NONE SHALL PASS was repealed and no one has challenged the Russian Reversal since then.