Russian Revolution (video game)
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*Welcome to #Russia!*
TsarNick: ha ha i am t3h pwnz
p00rpeas4nt: no u not
TsarNick: yeh
*German_Emp has joined the game*
German_Emp: you will pay russia
German_Emp: ur ally Serbia_R0llz ownd my homie ferdinand on #ww1 remember?
TsarNick: yeh
TsarNick: that was fun!
*Aus_Hung has joined the game*
German_Emp: u will pay nick i pwn u
TsarNick: serbia iz my friend
Aus_Hung: oh yeh? l00z0r
*German_Emp has struck TsarNick, 19 damage!*
*Aus_Hung has struck TsarNick, 17 damage!*
*TsarNick has struck German_Emp, 38 damage!*
p00rpeas4nt: *wow* u r good tsar... not
TsarNick: yeh i am
TsarNick: now u go to fite 4 glorious russian empire
p00rpeas4nt: wat????!?!?!?
German_Emp: LOL
*p00rpeas4nt has struck German_Emp, 1 damage!*
German_Emp: LOL u noob
*German_Emp has struck p00rpeas4nt, 48 damage!*
p00rpeas4nt: WAT THE *%@#!
p00rpeas4nt: it wood help if u gav me @ least a wepon
p00rpeas4nt: nick u set me up to do this i h8 u now
TsarNick: not my fault, now i will die 2!
[edit] The February Revolution
*kerensky123 has joined the game*
kerensky123: leave p00rpeas4nt alone u tyrant :p
German_Emp: yeh :p
TsarNick: no muahhahaha!!!11111shiftoneshiftone11LOL
kerensky123: ok then...
*kerensky123 has struck TsarNick, 45 damage!*
TsarNick: oh, ow, ****
TsarNick: im outta here
*TsarNick has left the game*
German_Emp: wat an 0wn
Aus_Hung: yeh 0wnage
kerensky123: im still fighting j00 noobz xD
kerensky123: by that i mean i will use p00rpeas4nt to fight
p00rpeas4nt: wat the ****?
kerensky123: cmon, its 4 da gd of da country as tsarnick sed
kerensky123: neway, i cannot go 2 peece, dont hav nough $ for reparations
German_Emp: yh guys if u surrendr u must pay all dis territory nd it gos to poland
Polish hotdog: guys dont he owns our po po land!
Dick: rah rah rah RAH rah rah rah
Dick Head shots polsh hotdog
Dick: rah rah rah suck my name rah rah rah
[edit] The October Revolution
*RedCommie is no longer idle*
German_Emp (PM to RedCommie): hey vladimir
German_Emp (PM to RedCommie): go back to russia
German_Emp (PM to RedCommie): ur not welcom in
RedCommie (PM to German_Emp): ok then...
*RedCommie enters Russia*
kerensky123: i thought tsarnick pwn3d u commie
RedCommie: yh he did earlier
RedCommie: but i never go away :p
*RedCommie has killed kerensky123!*
kerensky123: ow u dumb l0z3r
[edit] Russian Civil War
*TsarNick has joined the game*
RedCommie: i thought u wer dead...
TsarNick: no i not
RedCommie: dang, bin a long time since i last played this
RedCommie: neway... watch guys:
*RedCommie has killed TsarNick!*
RedCommie: LOL i r00lz
*TsarNick_1s_my_h3r0 is no longer idle*
TsarNick_1s_my_h3r0: u N00B! ull pay 4 this111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TsarNick_1s_my_h3r0 is now known as Alb1n0_L3agu3*
Alb1n0_L3agu3: RedCommie, u r goin to b pwned now. watch.
*Alb1n0_L3agu3 has struck RedCommie, 23 damage!
RedCommie: shit
*Trot_S_Key_MachII has joined the game*
Trot_S_Key_MachII: I AM ONLY HERE TO OBEY.
*Trot_S_Key_MachII has struck Alb1n0_L3agu3, 999 damage!*
*Alb1n0_L3agu3 is killed.*
Alb1n0_L3agu3: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Colenalsandaz: hay redcommie u want KFC 4 free reduced fat SUCK DAT HEATH BICHEZ
*Jozef Ztallin has joined the game.*
Jozef Ztallin: Fukk yea nigaz i b bringin da $lamz rite heer
Colenalsandaz: wtf who da fuk r u stupd bich
Jozef Ztallin: Da bezt, niga
*Jozef Ztallin has blasted some Waking The Cadaver records.*
Colenalsandaz: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUKK MAI EERZ!!!
*Colenalsandaz has taken 400 damage from $LAMN $HYTT.*
*Colenalsandaz has died.*
Colenalsandaz: WHAT THE FUKK!?!?!?!!!!11!!11///!?!?!/!?11//!!?
Jozef Ztallin: FUKK YEA FEEL DA $LAMZ
*Jozef Ztallin has gotten drunk on Vodka.*
Trot_S_Key_MachII: No wonder Lenin wanted me over you...
Jozef Ztallin: wuju say bout me u st00p1d fukkr?
*Jozef Ztallin has punched Trot_S_Key_MachII for 3 damage.*
Trot_S_Key_MachII: What the FUCK is your problem you stupid commie BITCH!?
*Trot_S_Key_MachII has punched Jozef Ztallin for 1 damage and has knocked out Ztallin.*
