Rubbish

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A box of Rubbish™.

A woman made entirely of rubbish

“This article is rubbish”

~ Captain Obvious on this article

Rubbish™ is a breakfast cereal manufactured by Post, it is fortified with iron, non-essential vitamins (Q,T,W, and §), DDT, nicotine, and badgers. Eat a bowl of Rubbish™ every day to get your daily requirement of hemp fibre. Rubbish™ is made predominantly from rice, and other waste products from Asian households. It comes in boxes, bins and bags. It is also famous for its alliteration.

edit Rubbish™ Facts

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• It is crunchy and sweet.
• It never goes soggy in milk.
• In fact, it changes the milk green.
• There is a toy in the bottom of each box (Note: the toy constitutes the iron content of Rubbish™).
• It can cure cancer.
• It recorded a CD in 1990 that went quintuple platinum.
• Don Henley wrote "The Boys of Summer" about Rubbish™.
• It makes a good cement when wet.
• It was on the list of prohibited substances at the 2006 Winter Olympics
• It was the forth original Blue Man until it was fired for failing to catch a marshmallow that was thrown at it.
• It can be used as a substitute for solid state rocket fuel.
• It is the only useful thing that has no use whatsoever.
• Its Just That GOOD!!

edit Synonyms

• Garbage
• Homework
• Books
• You
• Taxes
• The President
• Wikipedia
• Communism
• Capitalism
• Junk
• Trash

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