2004 - The idea for Deal or No Deal created on Boxing Day after Noel Edmonds was trapped in a box, the producer of the show opening it and gasping, before thinking 'hey, why don't we do that with something valuable in the boxes?'
2005 - Devastating jam tarts in Central America because they owned too many biscuits, and Bob makes them play.
2006 - Devastating shelves falling over in Iceland because they owned too many products, and some hooligans tipped them over.
2007 - Mars destroyed during the War of the Worlds, because there were too many martians and God ran out of ways to make them pay, but the bacteria killed them.
2008 - Mars destroyed bacause the Bible has no recorded evidence of Martians, and God makes it pay.
2009 - Devastating red hole wipes out universe, and God makes no two pay.
2010 - Devastating white hole wipes out red hole, and God makes no one pay.
2011 - Devastating white hole wipes out God, leaving no one to make no one pay.
6325 - Despite the discovery of the lost pelvis of Richard Belzer, our world still sucks.
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Oh great....another award for Todd.....(mutters darkly)....lets all be pleased for him.....(mumble, mumble)..... It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....Todd Lyons! Blasting through his competition, Todd sails to the lead with Richard M. Stallman at his right and OCD in his head. ToddBot2000 by day and Article Mastermind by night, his genius speaks for itself.