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Is it with great sadness that Uncyclopedia must report the loss of two of the most beloved members of the Uncyclopedian Community. A day of mourning has been announced.
and Todd "Howlin'" Lyons worked tirelessly for the betterment of others, and both in their own unique ways have improved and left their mark on the Uncyclopedia you see before you today. Their self sacrifice will long be remembered, and plans are underway to erect a fitting monument, the Some "Fingers" User .
Tomb of the Unknown Contributor
A minute's deletion is to be observed.
On this day...
Collective Bra Burning Day
12,000 BC - Og the caveman wears a Ramones t-shirt despite having never heard them, making him the world's first poser.
10,000 BC - Blue eyed bitch is saved by mastodons and or mammoths really who cares it was a terrible movie. oh yeah , there was a sabertooth tiger!!!!1
274 BC - The first step towards capturing a unicorn is taken - finding a virgin.
137 - Joan of Arc's sitcom, That's My Arc, officially cancelled. Riots ensue.
1514 - Fred Astaire announces, " Jesus is a foo'." Angry fans eat records and quickly find that vinyl is addictive.
1676 - The Simpsons stops being funny.
1851 - Oscar Wilde appears on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
1851 - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Is cancelled.
1967 - A giant rat gives birth to Michael Bolton.
1934 - Ban on oak, termites allergic.
1980 - After years of searching, archaeologist Foos Babaganoush finally finds Stalin's cheese grater.
2001 - Snoop Doggy Dog is misteriously murded by one of his bitches. "Faw Shizzle" ~ Replies Rapper R Kelly
2005 - AOL frisbees become popular
2006 - 400th birthday of the pevlic thrust! Show us how it's done!
2007 - non huffable kitten the movie:god attacks! is released
2008 - Due to the hatrid of people who watch Grey's Anatomy Insted of The Office and Scrubs, James Madison kills every person who watches that show.
2010 - The Cleavland Show is a huge success and Family Guy is canceled.
2010 - Dr Cow is feted for surviving 50 years
2014 - Tom Cruz loses all hope of being a legendary hero and returns to his home world.
2035 - TV show Lost renewed again. Critics complain about the lack of new content. The critics' critics complain about the same thing. 24 follows suit.
2460 - Axe deodorant officially banned from the United States. The first good decision ever made by a president.
2660 - Pedo Bear gives birth to M.i.L.F Bear
Word of the Day
Death Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.
In the news
writes a poem showing what he thinks about the deaths of Some User and Todd Lyons(he misses them very much).
Oscar Wilde of uncyclopedia.wikia.com die and appoint Editors -human hybrid to manage Recent News.
earwig was revived. But Norwegian Space Ottars mistook him for a fish and buried him in their gardens. He died.
Jesus people slit their wrists and write tragic poems, nothing newsworthy there...
Gothic The commit mass suicide, but emos nobody cares...duh...
Mourners flow through the streets of in New York fashion, melodramatic demonstrating, parading, blocking traffic and inciting riots.
All are wearing black armbands.
Uncyclopedians The are comitting mass seppuku.
Japanese The are maintaining a stiff upper lip. In British France, rioting ensues.
Physicists at publish a paper no one could understand. Basically they wanted 1 hour of strict mourning to be observed.
IITb The State Department for Social Security will NOT pay successors' pensions to the relatives.
All the are drunk. All the Russians are Dutch . Peyote use at an alarming high among stoned .
Native Americans In the the streets are full of women wailing loudly.
middle east The have organised a drive through service.
a duh /b/ was here
If anyone cares on a day like today...
*...that one person can change the world?
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