Roy Moore

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Judge Roy "Slut-Lover" Moore is a theocratic lunatic from the most boring state of Sweet Home Alabama. He has been accused of sexual harassment by several women, just like with Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Louis C.K..

Because there's nothing funny about rape and sexual harassment, Uncyclopedia currently has no article on Roy Moore. Therefore, the reader should:

  • Respect the fact that Weinstein, Spacey, C.K., and Moore have been so-far accused of unwanted sex acts.
  • Keep a close eye on the news.
  • Not vote for him.

If none of this is possible, you should probably go to the bathroom and have explosive diarrhea in the toilet.

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