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Judge Roy "Slut-Lover" Moore is a theocratic lunatic from the most boring state of Sweet Home Alabama. He has been accused of sexual harassment by several women, just like with Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Louis C.K..
Because there's nothing funny about rape and sexual harassment, Uncyclopedia currently has no article on Roy Moore. Therefore, the reader should:
- Respect the fact that Weinstein, Spacey, C.K., and Moore have been so-far accused of unwanted sex acts.
- Keep a close eye on the news.
- Not vote for him.
If none of this is possible, you should probably go to the bathroom and have explosive diarrhea in the toilet.
edit See also
- Shopping malls: Girl's pants half off is not what that sign meant Mr. assistant district attorney.
- HowTo:Make crime pay: Apparently any publicity is good publicity in Alabama.
- Politics: The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy if they are middle aged and dating my under aged child; politics makes strange bedfellows indeed.
- Two-Face: No longer the creepiest D.A.