Rove McManus
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“In my opinion he is the funniest man who ever lived”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde
“Tastes like free publicity”
~ Chas Licciardello on Rove McManus
“Does anyone find this guy funny?”
~ the Australian population on Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome
“Nope!”
~ Americans on Rove McMenace
“He's funnier then me, Hey Paul; how about some he's better then me music?”
~ David Letterman on Rove
“Oh Rove's better then Dave, Oh roves better then Dave, because Roves better then daavvee! Yeah.. just some he's better then Dave music right there”
~ Paul Schafer on Better than Dave music
Rove McAnus (real name: Mohammad Fritzenwanker III) is an Australian "comedian" *cough* from either Melbourne, Victoria, or Perth, Western Australia. He's not sure which. His father is Daryl Somers, host of the long since forgotten "Hey Hey It's Shataday". He is well known for his "hilarious" "Here I am, laugh at me" style of "comedy". Rove was also the last Australian "comedian" to have created an American-style late-night talk show. Except that this particular late-night talk show is broadcast prime-time. But hey, this is Australian television we're talking about.
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[edit] Rove (the guy)
Rove was born in Perth. Despite this, he was actually quite fond of people as a youngster, and enjoyed making them laugh. However, once he realized that people were actually laughing at his PEZ dispenser collection, rather than with his PEZ dispenser collection, he moved to the more weirdo-friendly city of Melbourne. He was instantly given the title of "comedian". He went to collage to learn to be funny, And failled. He has been hailed as being funny as stale smegma. And you know the sad part.... Thats true.
Rove's Wikipedia "article" was once protected from "edits" because "vandals" kept inserting "quotes" around the word "comedian". However, it was recently unprotected, so go nuts don't do it again. It's hilarious not "funny". Apparently now if you quote "comedian" you get banned from Wikipedia for 48 hours because, according to the Daily Telegraph, Herald Sun, Courier Mail, The Australian, Advertiser, Queensland Country Life and other shitty newspapers, Rove is a fucking pussy.
Rove has purchased won three Gold Logies, which is a very impressive achievement, except for the fact that Daryl Somers has also purchased won three Gold Logies. Compare Rove McAnus and Jay Leno side-by-side and there are similarities.
[edit] Rove (the show)
Rove's primary method of communication with the masses is his TV show, creatively named Rove. The writing credits for this show go to Rove's PEZ dispensers. Rove was first broadcast on the Nine Network, which back then was not run by solely by Eddie McGuire. Perhaps for this reason the people who did run the network back then were smart enough to cancel the show. Rove is now on Network Ten, with it's host well on the way to becoming "Ten's Eddie".
He did marry someone, but no one cared and by the time everyone had realized, his wife was dead so now no one cares anymore. No big change there!
The cast of Rove is carefully hand-picked by Rove himself, based on "comedic" value, past experience, and how tall they make him look by comparison. He always ends this show with his catchphrase, "Say "Hi" to your Mum for me" (or possibly "Say "Hi" to your Mom for me", since we all know he secretly wishes he was American... well not really. Because we all know Americans are gay), because mother jokes are really creative. Hell, he could be an Uncyclopedian.
[edit] Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Are you smarter than a fifth grader? is a television gameshow hosted by Rove McMain-arse in which children learn their A's through to Zed's Zee's. Ten's main motivation for letting rove host this show was so the wardrobe department needed only one set of munchkin clothes to share between rove and the 5th graders. He was also the only Ten personality who scored 1/10 (where it said name) in the entrance exam which was 2 more than Peter Helliar and 8 more than Hamish and Andy, who lost marks for trying to have sex with the children. A prepared statement from roving enterprises on the endeveour stated, "Mr McManus is pleased to be working with individuals of the same maturity. Unfortunately at this time Mr McManus is unavailable for comment as it is nap-time and he'll get grumpy if we wake him."
[edit] Cast of Rove
- Rove McManus - Most unnecessary cast member.
- Peter Helliar - Takes over while Rove is reapplying his makeup. He may also be the cause for Rove's obsession over who people would turn gay for. Sadly, Rove has not yet gathered the courage to ask this question to Peter.
- Dave Hughes - A very, very angry little man. When he isn't angry, he sits there and giggles alot, this is probably the funniest part of the show. He answers letters from Rove's
goldfishfans. He also believes that if he shouts when trying to say something funny, the audience will erupt with laughter, which they do seeing they are in Rove's pocket. - Ryan Shelton - Like Dave Hughes, but not as angry. He doesn't giggle as much, either.
- Carrie Bickmore - Belived to be the inspiration for Today Tonight character Anna Coren. She presents the news "at the newsdesk". This is the same desk McManus sits at, due to Channel 10's massive desk shortage.
- Brian Wenzel - Appears on the most unnecessary part of the show "Wheres Wenzel" this is the worst part of the show his I dare say humour is as funny as a old smelly sock and looks much like an elephant's behind.
- Hamish Blake and Andy Lee - Hell if I know.
- Rove's Mum - Often featured on the show via telephone, not because she's just as much of a "comedian" as her son, but because this is the only time she can establish contact with him. That ungrateful little prick.
- Special Guests - Ranging from the Prime Minister to Leader of the Opposition, Rove makes sure that each and every one of his guests is truely special.
[edit] See Also
Average Minute and a half of Rove
