Rouge the Bat

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Rouge the Bat
Rouge the Bat, 18....she's of age... I promise....
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Chordata
Class	Mammalia
Order	Chiroptera
Family	Sonic the Hedgehog
Genus	Khmer Rouge
Species	Rouge
Binomial Name	Knuckles' Crush
Primary Armament	Fists and wits
Secondary Armament	Master Emerald
Power Supply	Her kicking power is the equivalent of Chuck Norris. Can roundhouse kick in the air.
HP:	1985 Hit Points (HP)
Mana Points:	200
Strength:	Obviously strong
Intelligence:	Too high
Weight	28kg
Length	3'5"
Special Attack	†
Conservation Status	UFO

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Rouge the Bat (Chinese: 如揪一蝙蝠 Rújiū yī Biānfú, Japanese: ルージュ・ザ・バット Rūju za Batto) is a professional treasure hunter, secret government agent, make-up artist, nightclub owner/dancer, and attention whore. Her feminine charm makes her appear careless, but she is actually scheming and manipulative.

[edit] Biography

Rouge the Bat is born in Angel Island, New York in 1990 to an Orthodox Jewish family. She worked as a official at the age of 16. As a bat, she can obviously fly using her wings like other bats. At the same time, she spent her time as a jewel hunter. Like her colleagues, she seeks the Master Emerald and the other seven Chaos Emeralds.

She befriended Shadow the Hedgehog and developed close relations. During her time as a government official at GUN, she was very good at martial arts that she was known as the "Female Chuck Norris" because of her ability to roundhouse kick everyone in the room. Currently, she is working as a treasure hunter. She spent most of her time finding jewels such as emeralds, rubies and opals. She can also roundhouse kick in the air.

It is said that Rouge's real Boyfriend is still to be found. Rumors state his enisals are T.D!!

Rogue recentley suffered a major car accident which has been speculated to be an assassination attempt by Zombie Hitler but Rogue survived, but not without losing her right wing and one of her scilicone implants.

[edit] Characteristics

In seven of the ten games she has appeared in to date, Rouge wears a FABULOUS skintight black body suit with an AWESOME large pink heart-shaped boobs plate and those kinky white thigh-high boots. How she expects not to attract the wrong kind of attention with those kind of clothes I have no idea, but it follows that in twelve of the ten games she has appeared in to date (???) she has been raped by between two and five species of tentacle monsters. In an act of convenience, Sega has made her 18 years of age (6, in rat years...). She is roughly the size of the largest bat in the world, the flying fox. She is also very good at kicking.

[edit] Reception

Although many parents complained to Sega about Rouge's appearance, they shrugged it off by removing her cleavage for a few seconds in one episode of the television series Sonic X. This move saved Sega $2.47 in drawing costs, but resulted in a 77-day strike at Sega headquarters started by the creator of Rouge the Bat.

To date, the Rouge the Bat character has cost Sega $4.4 million in retroactive pay and damages. Her "daring attitude" and her "self-centered" nature received further comment. Rouge appeared on the list of "The Sexy Lady Beasts of Gaming- Dickhead Revised Edition". She stars in the animated series Sonic X.

[edit] Movie Roles

Tails raping Rouge, after she was slipped the roofie by Knuckles, a home video filmed by none other than Sonic.

[edit] See also

• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Knuckles
• Australia
• Bat