Synopsis: A Jackie Chan fan named Dong justifies his name by starting a film reviews website in 1998 yet completely missing the film Rush Hour and preferring to review his friends & neighbors, becoming a major internet phenomenon... [More]
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REVIEWS FOR ROTTEN TOMATOES
There are exactly three kinds of tomatoes known to mankind: Rotten, fresh and green; And much like the white pepper, known only to a couple of people from Colorado, only a few people are familiar with the green tomatoes. So they don't really exist.
For the meter to be read, the rotten level of the movie fan has to remain steady. When his rotten level is changed the rectangular bar of the T-Meter changes its length. This will happen if the movie fan pulls in or releases mental mass media. This mental mass media, acts as an additional resistance or lack of resistance to the rotten level from the T-Meter. Full Review
I'm afraid no. Silicon implants cannot be repaired once removed. But his breasts are still in here. [places his hand on Kenny's chest] Almost... trapped in here, if you will. Kenny is the same as he ever was. It's just that, now, he's more like ...Rotten Tomatoes. Full Review
So there's Papa Tomato, Momma Tomato and Baby Tomato rotting in the sun. Baby Tomato starts complaining, and Papa Tomato starts getting really angry. So, he turns around and squishes Baby Tomato and says, 'Tomato Jews.'