Motto: "You only live once, so lets stay in and watch TV !"
Civic anthem: Moose
State Hampshire (Somewhere,good luck finding it)
Official nickname Romjob
Official language(s) French
Mayor Emma And-Her-Son
Established 1997
Currency Ugandan Dollars

Romsey is basically the drive-thru of Hampshire, in that it lies near the wider areas of Southampton, Winchester and Beirut. Romsey is fun for anyone over the age of 95, this is due to the number of care homes, bungalows and its key asset, Waitrose. Anyone below the age of 80 in Romsey has generally had a shocker. The road to the absolute party town of Winchester has speed limits of 30 in places, with silly speed cameras, probably why the people of Romsey never leave its borders. The introduction of Cars to Romsey in 2010 has been met with great success; the town now has three cars in total, a record-breaking fact for a record-breaking place.

Law and Order Edit

Angry Beryl in 94 Culverdale Close is head of the neighbourhood watch scheme, she is renowned for her hostile attitude towards crime, hitting anyone who leaves their door after 6pm, until 9am the next day.

Schools Edit

The main school of the area, Romsey School, Ofsted described as "Outstanding", with this being put down to "Great teaching, research and a great shag from the headmaster".

Most people in Romsey attend Peter Symonds College after scraping through their GCSE's, here they find people who have two eyes and can talk. This shocks most people from the area, causing a high drop-out rate.


Sleeping, TV and struggling to come to terms with the English Language are the key cultural traditions of the area.

Ever since a boy called Steve brought the idea of a yo-yo to Romsey in 1995, all the old biddys have been at it.

Romsey is believed to contain two girls, the only evidence of this is rumoured sightings around Waitrose, apparently one had odd coloured hair and the other was slightly taller.

Nightlife Edit

Paultons Park. "One bottle of Cider + 5 kids (people below 80) + The Cobra ride = Absolute Mayhem", as quoted by The Independent, "Shit theme park guide".

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