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[[Image:Colesium.jpg|right|thumb|200px| The [[colosseum]] is considered as the oldest <s>human torture</s> stadium in the world.]]
 
[[Image:Colesium.jpg|right|thumb|200px| The [[colosseum]] is considered as the oldest <s>human torture</s> stadium in the world.]]
   
Rome (means latrine in the native tongue), the capital of the mafia, pizza, talking with your hands kind of people that annoy normal people, an empire which kills to gain power, drunk driving and Italy. Rome was built in a day of a week after a day of the Roman calendar of the second year in the first five years in the fifth thenth year of the chinese calendar in the tenth year of the fifth decade in the first century of the first millenium in the beginning of time in a time that really doesnt exist and no one really gives a fuck, which is why they call it the eternal city. It is home to the most famous atractions like the vatican, awesome monuments, museums, a fountain in which people foolishly throw their money into for no logical reason and the worlds oldest torture stadium. Rome was the capital of a nation that is more fucked up than [[Japan]].
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'''Rome''', the capital of the mafia, pizza, talking-with-your-hands people who annoy normal people, drunk driving and Italy. Rome was built in a day of a week after a day of the Roman calendar of the second year in the first five years in the fifth thenth year of the chinese calendar in the tenth year of the fifth decade in the first century of the first millenium in the beginning of time in a time that really doesnt exist and no one really gives a fuck, which is why they call it the eternal city. It is home to the most famous atractions like the vatican, awesome monuments, museums, a fountain in which people foolishly throw their money into for no logical reason and the worlds oldest torture stadium. Rome was the capital of a nation that is more fucked up than [[Japan]].
   
 
==Ancient Rome==
 
==Ancient Rome==
 
===The Founding of Rome===
 
===The Founding of Rome===
 
Also known for the imense amount of videogame character immigrants.
 
Also known for the imense amount of videogame character immigrants.
Rome, contrary to [[Popular Belief]], was in fact founded and built in a day by [[Donkey Kong]] and the [[Super Mario Brothers]] when they were doing nothing and making people do their dirty work, such as preparing famous Italian dishes, like "stir fried pig bollcosm on a plate of sauce". [[nude|Naturaly]] homeboys Donkey Kong and the mario bros (yes, that includes [[Princess Peach]]! or how else would they have populated the Roman empire?!!!), together known as Alfa-romeo, arrived from [[morocco|north africa]] on an illegal immigrant boat, fought the welfare state of Etruscan and eventually changed the history of the [[Italian]] europe forever. Romulan in between work shifts fathered the '''Romulan''' tribe, which later went on to trouble [[Captain Kirk]], and the [[Gypsies|Roma]]. [[Uncle Remus]] did most of the work with a bluebird helping from his shoulder.
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Rome, contrary to [[Popular Belief]], was in fact founded and built in a day by [[Donkey Kong]] and the [[Super Mario Brothers]] when they were doing nothing and making people do their dirty work, such as preparing famous Italian dishes, like "stir fried pig bollcosm on a plate of sauce". [[nude|Naturaly]] homeboys, Donkey Kong and the Mario bros (yes!, that includes [[Princess Peach]]!! or how else would they have populated the Roman empire?!!!), together known as Alfa-romeo, arrived from [[morocco|north africa]] on an illegal immigrant boat, fought the welfare state of Etruscan and eventually changed the history of the [[Italian]] europe forever. Romulan in between work shifts fathered the '''Romulan''' tribe, which later went on to trouble [[Captain Kirk]], and the [[Gypsies|Roma]]. [[Uncle Remus]] did most of the work with a bluebird helping from his shoulder.
   
 
Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]]' parents had had both been trampled to death by a herd of large, Carthaginian elephants. Rome, like the [[Magic 8-Ball|proverbial elephants of fate]], never forgot this affront to their Founding Fathers and expressed its outrage by being trampled to death by [[Hannibal Lecter]] and his herd of large, Carthaginian human-skin-wearing elephants nearly 500 years later. Thus having no home the infants Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]] were adopted by a she-wolf as part of an orphan relocation program. This in turn somehow resulted in a genocide of fauns and girls named Flora which served to inspire a popular Roman children's show called ''Koliseum Kidz''.
 
Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]]' parents had had both been trampled to death by a herd of large, Carthaginian elephants. Rome, like the [[Magic 8-Ball|proverbial elephants of fate]], never forgot this affront to their Founding Fathers and expressed its outrage by being trampled to death by [[Hannibal Lecter]] and his herd of large, Carthaginian human-skin-wearing elephants nearly 500 years later. Thus having no home the infants Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]] were adopted by a she-wolf as part of an orphan relocation program. This in turn somehow resulted in a genocide of fauns and girls named Flora which served to inspire a popular Roman children's show called ''Koliseum Kidz''.
   
The brothers rebelled in their teens in protest to having been subjected to [[emo|emu]] music in their [[puberty|pimple-soprano years]] while the she-wolf was out stealing and pawning babies for a living. Their subsequent conversions, Romulan to [[Fascism]] and [[Uncle Remus]] to [[Shinto]], put them at odds with their friend [[Mowgli]]. The solved by Mowgli's death at the hands of [[Jimmy Stewart]], then a Polynesian headhunter.
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The brothers rebelled in their teens in protest to having been subjected to [[emo|emu]] music in their [[puberty|pimple-soprano years]] while the she-wolf was out stealing and pawning babies for a living. Their subsequent conversions, Romulan to [[Fascism]] and [[Uncle Remus]] to [[Shinto]], put them at odds with their friend Mowgli. The solved by Mowgli's death at the hands of [[Jimmy Stewart]], then a Polynesian headhunter.
   
Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]] left home, engaged in several legal battles, and decided to found their own city. However, this led to tragedy. The two brothers had sex with men during a dispute over naming their settlement. [[Uncle Remus]] wanted it to be called "B'rer Rabbit's Cajun Zydaco Steakhouse" whereas Romulan favored "New Delhi". An epic battle took place in which [[Uncle Remus]] attempted to pull a Double-Gladiator-Tar Baby Smackdown on Romulan to which Romulan himself replied with a Triple-Testudo-Centurian Belly-Bump Supreme. Romulan won and in a fit of pride named the fledgling city after himself thus beginning Rome.
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Romulan and [[Uncle Remus]] left home, engaged in several legal battles, and decided to found their own city. However, this led to tragedy. The two brothers had sex with men during a dispute over naming their settlement. Uncle Remus wanted it to be called "B'rer Rabbit's Cajun Zydaco Steakhouse" whereas Romulan favored "New Delhi". An epic battle took place in which Uncle Remus attempted to pull a Double-Gladiator-Tar Baby Smackdown on Romulan to which Romulan himself replied with a Triple-Testudo-Centurian Belly-Bump Supreme. Romulan won and in a fit of pride named the fledgling city after himself thus beginning Rome.
   
 
Many cities today share some form of likeness with retarded oldsy Rome. well, it wasn't always old, was it? Like [[Washington, DC|Washington, D.C.]], for example.
 
Many cities today share some form of likeness with retarded oldsy Rome. well, it wasn't always old, was it? Like [[Washington, DC|Washington, D.C.]], for example.
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===The Roman Empire and Pants (Or No Pants)===
 
===The Roman Empire and Pants (Or No Pants)===
''Main article: [[Roman Empire]]''
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{{Main|Roman Empire}}
 
Once they had a city built, the next thing the Romans decided to build was an [[Empire]]. Not having much creativity in thinking up names, they called it "the Roman Empire".
 
Once they had a city built, the next thing the Romans decided to build was an [[Empire]]. Not having much creativity in thinking up names, they called it "the Roman Empire".
   
During the Imperial era, the Spartan army sent constant air raids on Rome. Rome answered back by dropping atom bombs on Greek cities Hiroshima and Nagasakimagishowashinakanos. Sparta answered back by inventing the "britzkrieg" strategy (known as blitzkrieg to the Germans).
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During the Imperial era, the Spartan army sent constant air raids on Rome. Rome answered back by dropping atom bombs on Greek cities. Sparta answered back by inventing the "britzkrieg" strategy (known as blitzkrieg to the Germans).
* Aided in the [[Pirate-Ninja War]]
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* [[Star Wars]]
 
* NCAA Tournament Final Four (Lost to Syracuse)
 
* War of 1812 + 2
 
* <s> Whore</s>[[War of the Worlds]] ([[2000#2005|2005]])
 
* The [[oil]] Wars
 
* The War of our Fathers
 
* Super Robot Wars
 
* Guild Wars
 
* Junkyard Wars
 
 
Most historians agree that the war of 1812+2 is most interesting. It showed how much the romans were able to completely dominate the Italian penisula. The first battle took part in [[Massachusetts]], in Northern France. In the battle, Rome fought against Britain for no reason. The romans fought harshly and forced the British to retreat. The romans, being as sneaky as they were, decided to send a blimp to track the army's path using their new technologies such as GPS and PCI-Express. Now, Hannibal and the romans had no blood to feed on. They decided to invade England.
 
Most historians agree that the war of 1812+2 is most interesting. It showed how much the romans were able to completely dominate the Italian penisula. The first battle took part in [[Massachusetts]], in Northern France. In the battle, Rome fought against Britain for no reason. The romans fought harshly and forced the British to retreat. The romans, being as sneaky as they were, decided to send a blimp to track the army's path using their new technologies such as GPS and PCI-Express. Now, Hannibal and the romans had no blood to feed on. They decided to invade England.
 
entered the Euphrateez river, to [[England]], they took up their [[rifles]] and began to shoot upwards in the air. Since the British came to see what the fuss was about, the bullets were carefully placed and planned by Hannible to fall onto the British soldier's heads. The plan was extremely successful and came to be known as guerilla warfare.
 
entered the Euphrateez river, to [[England]], they took up their [[rifles]] and began to shoot upwards in the air. Since the British came to see what the fuss was about, the bullets were carefully placed and planned by Hannible to fall onto the British soldier's heads. The plan was extremely successful and came to be known as guerilla warfare.
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===Rome and the Orange Order===
 
===Rome and the Orange Order===
Rome was the original Headquatres for the [[Orange Order]], a collection of crazy facists who wear orange sahes and parade 365 days a year, wearing bowler hats and no underwear. In 1806, the order's HQ moved from Rome to [[Portadown]] in [[Northern Ireland]] after the order's members discovered that Rome was full of Catholics (who they hate)and that they all had an allergy to pasta. Rome rejoiced at the sight of the last Orangeman climbing the stairs of the [[Ryanair]] flight to [[Belfast]] and the city has smelled much more appealing ever since.
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Rome was the original Headquatres for the Orange Order, a collection of crazy facists who wear orange sahes and parade 365 days a year, wearing bowler hats and no underwear. In 1806, the order's HQ moved from Rome to [[Portadown]] in [[Northern Ireland]] after the order's members discovered that Rome was full of Catholics (who they hate)and that they all had an allergy to pasta. Rome rejoiced at the sight of the last Orangeman climbing the stairs of the [[Ryanair]] flight to [[Belfast]] and the city has smelled much more appealing ever since.
   
 
==Food==
 
==Food==
 
Since the city was colonized by tourists the only food available is [[pizza]] which is consumed in obscene quantities. Over 12,000 tonnes of pizza is eaten every day in Rome and the largest Pizza available weighs around 16 tonnes. This was only ordered once by [[Ronald Reagan]] in the mid 1980's and tragically collapsed during bakery killing 122 [[tourists]] and completely destroying the [[Coliseum]].
 
Since the city was colonized by tourists the only food available is [[pizza]] which is consumed in obscene quantities. Over 12,000 tonnes of pizza is eaten every day in Rome and the largest Pizza available weighs around 16 tonnes. This was only ordered once by [[Ronald Reagan]] in the mid 1980's and tragically collapsed during bakery killing 122 [[tourists]] and completely destroying the [[Coliseum]].
   
However, Romans have agreed [[Spaghetti]] is also a suitably stereotypical [[gaara]]
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==See also==
 
 
*[[Hapsburgs]]
 
*[[Roman numerals]]
 
*[[Vatican City]]
 
*[[flame wars]]
 
*[[Roman History X]]
 
 
==The fall of the Roman Empire==
 
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An artistic interpretation of the Rise and fall of the Roman Empire.
 
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==See Also==
 
 
*[[The Roman Empire]]
 
*[[The Roman Empire]]
 
*[[Julius Caesar]]
 
*[[Julius Caesar]]
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*[[The Romanovs]]
   
 
[[Category:Cities in Europe]]
 
[[Category:Cities in Europe]]

Latest revision as of 16:51, January 29, 2014

Colesium
The colosseum is considered as the oldest human torture stadium in the world.

Rome, the capital of the mafia, pizza, talking-with-your-hands people who annoy normal people, drunk driving and Italy. Rome was built in a day of a week after a day of the Roman calendar of the second year in the first five years in the fifth thenth year of the chinese calendar in the tenth year of the fifth decade in the first century of the first millenium in the beginning of time in a time that really doesnt exist and no one really gives a fuck, which is why they call it the eternal city. It is home to the most famous atractions like the vatican, awesome monuments, museums, a fountain in which people foolishly throw their money into for no logical reason and the worlds oldest torture stadium. Rome was the capital of a nation that is more fucked up than Japan.

edit Ancient Rome

edit The Founding of Rome

Also known for the imense amount of videogame character immigrants. Rome, contrary to Popular Belief, was in fact founded and built in a day by Donkey Kong and the Super Mario Brothers when they were doing nothing and making people do their dirty work, such as preparing famous Italian dishes, like "stir fried pig bollcosm on a plate of sauce". Naturaly homeboys, Donkey Kong and the Mario bros (yes!, that includes Princess Peach!! or how else would they have populated the Roman empire?!!!), together known as Alfa-romeo, arrived from north africa on an illegal immigrant boat, fought the welfare state of Etruscan and eventually changed the history of the Italian europe forever. Romulan in between work shifts fathered the Romulan tribe, which later went on to trouble Captain Kirk, and the Roma. Uncle Remus did most of the work with a bluebird helping from his shoulder.

Romulan and Uncle Remus' parents had had both been trampled to death by a herd of large, Carthaginian elephants. Rome, like the proverbial elephants of fate, never forgot this affront to their Founding Fathers and expressed its outrage by being trampled to death by Hannibal Lecter and his herd of large, Carthaginian human-skin-wearing elephants nearly 500 years later. Thus having no home the infants Romulan and Uncle Remus were adopted by a she-wolf as part of an orphan relocation program. This in turn somehow resulted in a genocide of fauns and girls named Flora which served to inspire a popular Roman children's show called Koliseum Kidz.

The brothers rebelled in their teens in protest to having been subjected to emu music in their pimple-soprano years while the she-wolf was out stealing and pawning babies for a living. Their subsequent conversions, Romulan to Fascism and Uncle Remus to Shinto, put them at odds with their friend Mowgli. The solved by Mowgli's death at the hands of Jimmy Stewart, then a Polynesian headhunter.

Romulan and Uncle Remus left home, engaged in several legal battles, and decided to found their own city. However, this led to tragedy. The two brothers had sex with men during a dispute over naming their settlement. Uncle Remus wanted it to be called "B'rer Rabbit's Cajun Zydaco Steakhouse" whereas Romulan favored "New Delhi". An epic battle took place in which Uncle Remus attempted to pull a Double-Gladiator-Tar Baby Smackdown on Romulan to which Romulan himself replied with a Triple-Testudo-Centurian Belly-Bump Supreme. Romulan won and in a fit of pride named the fledgling city after himself thus beginning Rome.

Many cities today share some form of likeness with retarded oldsy Rome. well, it wasn't always old, was it? Like Washington, D.C., for example. In ancient Rome, which was build on 7 hills ( the 7th hill ), Capitol hill, was used to build a prison. Washington, D.C.'s Capitol hill is used now a days to harbor politicians. The likeness is almost uncanny. Some have noted that Istanbul, the famous turkey city, is built on seven hills but historians have pointed out that that doesn't count as it was deliberate.

edit The Roman Empire and Pants (Or No Pants)

Main article: Roman Empire

Once they had a city built, the next thing the Romans decided to build was an Empire. Not having much creativity in thinking up names, they called it "the Roman Empire".

During the Imperial era, the Spartan army sent constant air raids on Rome. Rome answered back by dropping atom bombs on Greek cities. Sparta answered back by inventing the "britzkrieg" strategy (known as blitzkrieg to the Germans).

Most historians agree that the war of 1812+2 is most interesting. It showed how much the romans were able to completely dominate the Italian penisula. The first battle took part in Massachusetts, in Northern France. In the battle, Rome fought against Britain for no reason. The romans fought harshly and forced the British to retreat. The romans, being as sneaky as they were, decided to send a blimp to track the army's path using their new technologies such as GPS and PCI-Express. Now, Hannibal and the romans had no blood to feed on. They decided to invade England. entered the Euphrateez river, to England, they took up their rifles and began to shoot upwards in the air. Since the British came to see what the fuss was about, the bullets were carefully placed and planned by Hannible to fall onto the British soldier's heads. The plan was extremely successful and came to be known as guerilla warfare. The romans eventually came across British parliament and tore it to pieces. They went to town on it. In result, Paul Revere shouted through Rome and Calabria that the British were defeated. However, this was a complete lie. The War of 1812+2 continued.

edit Modern-Day Rome

The Rome of today is much different to the Rome of hundred of years ago. This is a relief for tourists who are now free to 'Rome' around pretending they actually know what happened in the city that long ago. Tourists now make up over 90% of the population of Rome the remainder being made up of Popes and a few genuine Italians. Rome was recently renamed by the Mario Party to "Rad Ruined Roma", although this has not caught on. Urban myths indicate that Rome is one of two places where "everybody knows your name," the other being the NSA. To become one of the tourists, just follow any road.

The restaurant industry of Rome has it's main revenue from exchanging forged bills to tourists. gaara

edit Rome and the Orange Order

Rome was the original Headquatres for the Orange Order, a collection of crazy facists who wear orange sahes and parade 365 days a year, wearing bowler hats and no underwear. In 1806, the order's HQ moved from Rome to Portadown in Northern Ireland after the order's members discovered that Rome was full of Catholics (who they hate)and that they all had an allergy to pasta. Rome rejoiced at the sight of the last Orangeman climbing the stairs of the Ryanair flight to Belfast and the city has smelled much more appealing ever since.

edit Food

Since the city was colonized by tourists the only food available is pizza which is consumed in obscene quantities. Over 12,000 tonnes of pizza is eaten every day in Rome and the largest Pizza available weighs around 16 tonnes. This was only ordered once by Ronald Reagan in the mid 1980's and tragically collapsed during bakery killing 122 tourists and completely destroying the Coliseum.

edit See also

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