Rockefeller Family
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The Rockefeller Family are an ancient Banker Family, that is descendant of, Jesus, David, Solomon, Queen of England, Amenhotep the IV of Egypt and occasionally Isra-el. Using their connections with other Banksters like J.P Morgan, they have reached the very top of the financial world, and their declared goal, is to gather all the earth's money at once, and then give it all away to the poor, through their notorious charity network.
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[edit] Name and Origin
The origin of the name is unclear. Some suggest that the name comes from the German "Rock a feller" which means "A groovy FAN of rock music and related music Genres". Other theories suggest they picked up the name from the medieval opera play "Rocky III, What a Fella".
Their origin is traced back to the time when the Elohim and Nephilim had sex with biblical women 6.000 years ago, and although their most recent relatives include, Jesus, Buddha, the Girl with the Matches, Mahatma Gandhi, Adolf Hitler and other humanitarian people, they insist on their alien origin from zeta reticuli.
Whatever the origin of the family name, Sir John Dee chose to reincarnate as John D. Rockefeller, from among all the other John D.'s of the world, becasue the name Rockefeller resembled John Dee's conception of the Kingdom of Heaven as a Rock fallen from Heaven. John Dee spent his whole life attempting to evoke angels to make the Rock fall from Heaven, so when presented with the chance to become the Rock through a bad pun, he could not resist.
[edit] Activities
The Rockfellers, in their free time are land owners, bankers, oil producers, vice presidents, freemasons, and backgammon players. In their work life they are dealing with creating major financial disruptions in Europe, America,and other third world countries, in an effort to relieve the planet of all this excessive population that is not called Rockefeller. They also take active part in financing Hollywood movies with smart dogs, and aliens invading earth. Their assets are very hard to number.. America, Canada, Europe, Australia e.t.c. but their fever for excellent service for the community keeps them up to speed.
Despite all this wealth, the Rockefellers, are down-to-earth people. Their humility and modesty, have made history among their associates. In an attempt to win back favor of the Gods, the Rockefellers take active part in the Re-building of damaged peoples and Solomon temples, but they make sure that they first supply them with care.
Apart from owning half the planet, Rockefellers dream of a very simple heaven, were they rule infinite masses of infidels, and make extra profit.!!!
They also own a series of institutes in various places in the world, LSD labs, Cocaine Labs, etc.
[edit] Future
It is believed that when Rockefellers invest on something they mean it. Hence since they spent so much on space and army applications that NASA (NAZA) and others launch, there is only one answer. In 2012, hidden albino Rothschilds and Rockefellers, will board many USA made secret UFO's and finally rule the world using the anti-terrorist act of zeta reticuli. The Rockefellers are actively selling and buying money, souls and oil.
[edit] The family members
- Uncle Rockefeller-duck, a usually stingy old duck in kids tv series.
- Monopoly man, the egg head guy with the black suit.
- Lenin the constantly rebelling cousin of the family and caretaker of the Rockefeller throne in Russia.
- Adolf Hitler, the bastard son of a maid working in the Rockefeller Mansion.
Cobra, the notorious Gi-joe villain. Robin Hood, the less rich but most kind boy in the family.
- George W Bush the great thinker.
- Timothy Leary the little deceased nephew of the family, that was specializing in pushing whole pounds of liquid LSD, produced in the family pharmaceutical company.
- J.P Morgan The dark brother that survived the crash!!
