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One of the earliest forms of musical entertainment, the first Rock Musicals were performed about 25 000 BC, shortly after the formation of the first rocks.
Notable Rock Musicals include:
- Tommy, the story of a deaf, dumb, and blind rock. A critical success, the show was a flop commercially because, of course, all rocks are deaf, dumb and blind.
- Hair, about a group of igneous rocks that dream of one day having furry coats was a huge success. Many theatre goers had opinions of the show similar to that of Enid Labia, who said, "It's shit, but I liked the naked bits."
- Jesus Christ Superstar - An obscure street performer from Nazareth pisses off the Jewish power structure and gets nailed to a rock. Includes scenes with pole dancers in church - which may or may not have angered the Catholic Church
- Westside Story
- Pippin the musical
- We Will Rock You, in which globalization happens to the extreme and hope is miraculously restored. Which will happen eventually, minus the hope being restored crap.