Robot Chicken

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Like a chicken version of Darth Vader, only without the retarded breather thingy!


Robot Chicken, how to explain? It is like a cartoon using stop animation and dolls of various famous people doing things those famous people wouldn't do in real life. It is a moronic and addictive show shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late at night like 3am in the morning. You have to be an insomniac to stay up that late unless you know how to program a VCR, TIVO, or DVR to record it for you so you can watch it any time you like. But the Surgeon General of the USA warns that watching the show may lead to brain bleeds and loss of IQ points and brain cells. The humor on the show tends to be stupid and not just funny, and the Mad Scientist adds in some hypnosis to keep people watching the show, like the Robot Chicken does with it's eyes held wide open and forced to watch every show. The inside joke is that the viewers are the Robot Chicken, but hardly anyone gets that joke.

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[edit] The Show

It's 11:30, pm, EST. You turn on the TV after some quality kitten huffing. A title card for the upcoming program turns on. "What the hell?" you say. The title card makes no sense. They talk about ping pong and ratings. Then they talk about Seth Green. What show could this title card possibly be introducing? You wonder. Then a new title card appears. It reads, "All Celebrity Likenesses are used in a parodic or fictitious manner." This show just might be good. Then comes the opening sequence. WHAT THE CLUCK?!?

Soon after, you learn you are watching "Robot Chicken". They say this stuff is so funny, it's the highest rated Adult Swim original program. Which, to be honest, is like being Mexico's fastest runner. Your brain is slowly abducted, and for ten minutes of your miserable life, you felt like you were a part of something. The show made you laugh... An unhealthy amount.

[edit] THE Robot Chicken

The look of pure deperation.

The Robot Chicken was born in a little log cabin on May 12th, 1997. He went to college at a respectable university and soon after graduation, he wrote a short novel. It sold a few copies, and the Chicken had a normal life. Unfortunately (for him -- but fortunately for the rest of the world) he got hit as he was crossing the road by a speeding car near a road leading to a mad scientist's lab. The chicken was taken in by the evil doctor, and was transformed into a being half-robot, half-chicken. He was then forced to watch hours and hours of scientist-approved television, like rhinos humping cars, robots humping washing machines, apocalypse ponies, Spongebob Squarepants, and bloopers and parodies of old time cartoons. Today, the Chicken still resides in the mad scientist's castle.

[edit] Warning

Watching Robot Chicken may cause loss of brain cells, especially if you watch it continuously for hours on end, or at all.

[edit] "Muffin Man"

the Muffin Man was only used in the 1st series, because he seemed to be a distraction rather then a good sketch. He would pop in at random moments and scream MUFFINS. they sacked him later that series neva to be seen again. Legend says if ur watching Robot Chicken you can still hear the faint cry of MUFFINS

[edit] Dan Houser Sues Robot Chicken For Violence

Grand Theft Auto: Stickman City creator Dan Houser has sued Robot Chicken US$34million for ripping off GTA in a sketch "Grand Theft Larceny: San Diego". Seth paid up and was forgiven (and by "Seth" I mean Seth MacFarlane, voice of Peter Griffin - the only person involved with "Robot Chicken" to actually make enough money to combat lawsuits). That's how weird Robot Chicken is. If you have an IQ over 100 and watch this show, you might lose a few brain cells, but its worth it, right? If you are retarded, then don't worry, you'll probably be fine (unless you have a tendency to emulate what you see on TV -then there might be some problems).

[edit] Celebrities That Endorse Robot Chicken

[edit] Celebrities That Don't Endorse Robot Chicken

[edit] Things To Do To Make Robot Chicken Make Sense

  1. Huff Kittens
  2. Get Drunk
  3. Read too much Shakespeare
  4. Watch it 300 times in a row
  5. Turn it the fuck off
  6. Rip your eyes out and replace them with beer goggles

WATCH ROBOT CHICKEN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Hey, at least it's a hell of a lot better than Family Guy.


[edit] Things To Do To Make Robot Chicken not make sense

  1. Watch the bloody thing!
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