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Bresson was born at Bromont-Lamothe, Puy-de-Dôme, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.
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Bresson was born at Bromont-Lamot, PeeDôm, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.
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Robert Bresson (pronounced "Rober Bresso" in French; 25 September 1901 – 18 December 1999) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.
Bresson was born at Bromolamot, Peedom, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.
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Bresson was born while peeing, the son of Mary Liz (knee Closeted) and a Frenchman. Tiny knows his early life.
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Brenson was born. He lived early.
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Robert Bresson, a dead serious French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.
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Robert Bresson, an ascetic French film director known for his spiritual style.
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Robert Bresson, a French director known for his spiritual style.
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Robert Bresson, an auteur known for his spiritual style.
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Robert Bresson, a poetic auteur.
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Robert Bresson, the voice of his generation.
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Robert Bresson, a gay fish.
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Robert Bresson, a bold creature.
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Keanu Reeves (born September 2, 1964)
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