Rimming

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Elton
Master Rimmer, Elton John, was made a Dame of the Empire by the Queen for services to the Art of Rimming.
“If there's anything better than a good rimming I've never felt it”
“Well Ma'am I can reccomend it thoroughly”
~ Elton John when asked by Queen Elizabeth II what rimming was like

Rimming or licking arse is a common practice amongst the gay community or Manchester where it was first practiced by George Michael in a public toilet. And at this time George released 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me', a duet with Elton John. The song was a No.1 worldwide. The following year rimming became a popular practice and George released something tastes "Funky".

The Art (ARSE) of Rimming

Rimming is when a person (male of female) move around to the back of another person (male or female) and proceeds to lick the anal area of that person. As this is an erogenous area, it creates an overwhelming sensation, sometimes leading to an orgasm. An orgasm is common experienced by men, women tend to fake or dream of them (women are hard to please - which leads men to want to rim other men).

Professional Rimmer's will have a technique they use. This technique is commonly call eating his arse out, and will be more pleasurable then beginners rimming. A great place to meet professional rimmers are gay clubs, steam rooms, George W Bush's house (as there are a number of arse lickers there) and The Smurfs Colony near Bedrock.

Beware - the Stink

A few things to be careful of when attempting rimming;

  • make sure the arse is clean, nothing worse then having a mouth full of poop, a shower or even a douche will protect against stink nose.
  • make sure the person does not fart, avoid beans, softdrinks and Fig Jam.
  • they dont have a huge arse, nothing worse then having to dig around for a few minutes to find the golden land (bum whole).
Cquote1 Now go enjoy rimming - loving it!!! Cquote2

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