Richard Pryor

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Richard Pryor talking

"Hello everyone! Today I want to talk about myself and how I ended up being a comedian!"

Audience-clapping
Richard Pryor

"My sole mission in life is to make our fucking government look bad by making really funny jokes, but you guys laugh for no fucking reason as soon as I start talking..."

*Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*
Richard pryor pissed

"Alright, stop laughing."

Audience-clapping
Richard Pryor

"Never mind. Let us begin... "


"I was born in Peoria, Illinois... -"

Man yelling

"Then why are you BLACK?"


Richard Pryor frowning

"...alright, ah, and I decided to become a comedian when -"

Guy yelling from audience

"YOU FUCKED UP, BRO!"


Richard pryor pissed

"Tell that to your momma."


Richard Pryor talking

"Alright, no more disturbance, I hope."

"..."


Quiet Audience Version

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Richard Pryor waiting

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Richard Pryor waiting

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Richard Pryor waiting

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Richard Pryor talking

"Ok, since no one has anything to say, I was born in Peoria, Illinois-"


Audience-clapping


Pryor-1

"Why the FUCK are you guys always interrupting me?! I know I'm funny but I'm being totally serious! TOTALLY FUCKING SERIOUS you get that?!!! Oh FUCK IT!!! ."


Quiet Audience Version

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Richard Pryor waiting

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Richard Pryor talking

"Alright guys I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, getting so irritated at audiences laughing at everythi..."

Audience-clapping


Richard Pryor talking

"...ng I say or do, you know? It's all about the timing, eh?"


Richard Pryor

"Alright, so I was born in-"


Windows-8-blue-screen-of-death-offical

*And thus comes the end to our beloved comedian's concert.*


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