Richard Pryor

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"Hello everyone! Today I want to talk about myself and how I ended up being a comedian!"		"My sole mission in life is to make our fucking government look bad by making really funny jokes, but you guys laugh for no fucking reason as soon as I start talking..."
*Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*
"Alright, stop laughing."		"Never mind. Let us begin... "

"I was born in Peoria, Illinois... -"

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"Then why are you BLACK?"

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"...alright, ah, and I decided to become a comedian when -"

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"YOU FUCKED UP, BRO!"

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"Tell that to your momma."

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"Alright, no more disturbance, I hope."

"..."

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"..."

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"..."

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"..."

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"..."

Quiet Audience Version

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"..."

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"..."

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"..."

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"Ok, since no one has anything to say, I was born in Peoria, Illinois-"

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"Why the FUCK are you guys always interrupting me?! I know I'm funny but I'm being totally serious! TOTALLY FUCKING SERIOUS you get that?!!! Oh FUCK IT!!! ."

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"..."

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"..."

Quiet Audience Version

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"..."

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"Alright guys I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, getting so irritated at audiences laughing at everythi..."

Audience-clapping

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"...ng I say or do, you know? It's all about the timing, eh?"

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"Alright, so I was born in-"

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*And thus comes the end to our beloved comedian's concert.*

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