"Hello everyone! Today I want to talk about myself and how I ended up being a comedian!"
"My sole mission in life is to make our fucking government look bad by making really funny jokes, but you guys laugh for no fucking reason as soon as I start talking..."
"Alright, stop laughing."
"Never mind. Let us begin... "
"I was born in Peoria, Illinois... -"
"Then why are you BLACK?"
"...alright, ah, and I decided to become a comedian when -"
"YOU FUCKED UP, BRO!"
"Tell that to your momma."
"Alright, no more disturbance, I hope."
"Ok, since no one has anything to say, I was born in Peoria, Illinois-"
"Why the FUCK are you guys always interrupting me?! I know I'm funny but I'm being totally serious! TOTALLY FUCKING SERIOUS you get that?!!! Oh FUCK IT!!! ."
"Alright guys I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, getting so irritated at audiences laughing at everythi..."
"...ng I say or do, you know? It's all about the timing, eh?"
"Alright, so I was born in-"
*And thus comes the end to our beloved comedian's concert.*