Rhymes With Turd Day
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Rhymes With Turd Day (June 3rd) is a world-wide holiday which celebrates all words that rhyme with Turd. On this day, it is customary to follow any words that rhyme with turd with the phrase "which rhymes with turd."
Started in 1768 by King George the Third (which rhymes with turd), the holiday was an instant success. The King had a special affinity for the word (which rhymes with turd), primarily because of his love for the 'urd', and the colour brown. This love carried even more weight with words (which rhymes with turd[s]) that actually had the 'turd' sound in them, such as Mustard (which rhymes with turd) and Custard (which rhymes with turd). George spurred (which rhymes with turd) the nobles to follow this custom. Soon, it caught on all over the Empire.
By 1774, it had reached the Americas. American colonists, though, believed the practice to be absurd (which rhymes with turd). In fact, they were revolted by the word (which rhymes with turd) turd. This led to what is now called the American Repulsion. Undeterred (which rhymes with turd), George set about instituting the holiday throughout the colonies. After the colonies broke away from England, the practice still continued, almost involuntarily. Soon, the holiday was brought before Congress to be made a National Holiday. Though opponents to the holiday filibustered (which rhymes with turd), the resolution was passed.
Words (which rhymes with turd) that Rhyme with Turd