Retard
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A retard is a person with special needs. Retards were invented by God to provide a sense of community in a quick and efficient way and only at the expense of said retards.
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It's political correctness gone mad
Retardism used to be celebrated, along with membership of any other ethnic minority group. Local communities used to try to find their most disadvantaged member; the champion was a black albino lesbian quadriplegic wheelchair bound Muslim nun that had AIDS and was mentally retarded. Most Retards, such as Adam Cockerill from Bridlington, Stephen Hawking and Jade Goody, are bullied nowadays for being special and to make normal people feel better about themselves.
It's political correctness gone mad
Festivals of retardism also included games, in one the handicapped are given weapons and told there would be chocolate for whoever survived the bloodshed and gore. Obviously there was never actually any chocolate, but the winner did get a healthy dose of morphine. Fun was had by all, except those Fucking Liberal political correctness assholes, who can only have fun by spoiling our fun.
It's political correctness gone mad
But then, political correctness struck and now praising someone for simply surviving, while retarded, is no longer acceptable. What is the nun supposed do now? She only infected herself with AIDS so she could beat the blind, autistic, Afghan pedophile prostitute with leprosy. It really explains our utter lack of heroism as a society. Heroism is praising that which does really badly, really well.
It's political correctness gone mad
Political correctness has gone too far when people start denying that disabilities are really disabilities. We can't call ladies women any more? And we have to call homosexuals fags or pickle-smokers or rump-wranglers or bum-bandits or poo-pushers or cock-rockers or wang-smokers or homosexually orientated members of society. Why? Because these people are worthless scum, their names became viewed as derogatory terms.
“This is an expression of the increasing sentimentality of the second half of the twentieth century, in which terms that had acquired negative associations were replaced by euphemisms.”
~ Science on Being retarded
It's political correctness gone mad
So what if I say that someone is retarded instead of saying "Mentally Handicap", "Neurologically Disabled" or "Challenged"?... point is, he/she is retarded. I don't consider it an offensive word, some do, and that's THEIR problem, not mine... but in this world, they feel that they CAN make it my problem by either attempting to correct me with a more political term... fucking retards, I fucking hate them, beautiful dribbling little headbangers.
It's political correctness gone mad
No one wants to insult the retarded younger brother and his moronic ways, well actually they do, in fact they are nuts with having to control their tongues all the time. they slobber everywere and go to the toilet in your bed.
