Portal:Religion

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Redirected from Religions)
Jump to: navigation, search
Holy-potato
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal.

By far the holiest portal you will ever find.



Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded man in the sky that flies around granting wishes, but there are some variations.

edit 

Highlighted Featured Article

Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God

God4
“I am God, in my own little world.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God
“I was an atheist, before I realized I was God!”
~ Simon Cowell on the many forms of God

Supernatural powers come in many forms, from the tingly spidey-sense of Spiderman to the Squeak-Vomit Attack of Pikachu. Of course the epynonymous hero, Superman, has a whole bunch of them.

But nobody is more super than the Christian God. Not even kryptonite can defeat His superpowers.

However, He is definitely limited in His abilities. more

(more...)



edit 

Highlighted Image

The epic MacGyver Manuver
If McGuyver were a Messiah, this move would convince all infidels of his holy power to kick ass.


Main Page

edit 

Books and Other Media

edit 

Religion in the News

edit 

Quote of the Week

If you don't agree with absolutely everything I say that means God hates you and you are going to Hell

~ Fred Phelps on Everyone.
edit 

Did you know...


edit 

Spiritually Bankrupt Articles

edit 

Religious Articles That Need Help

Personal tools
projects