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“Iи кюммцйіѕт Яцssia, aятicгзs язad чюц!!”

~ Дядя Гарт on Амеязка

“*sniff* what would I do without the colour red? I wouldn't have a colour! But the Blues would still have the colour blue! Blue Dirtbags...”

~ Sarge talking about nothing that has to do with this article, but we had to put it here. All the bastard does is talk about red!

“He Looks better in red”

~ River Tam agrees that blood is a nice color

Blue wishes it was better than red!

Red is the colour of all colors, even though, it lost some popularity back in 1973 - the year blue was born in.

RED IS BETTER THAN DEAD(aka, zombies)

MENS ASSES

Red can be used to symbolize good (i.e. Canada and its' flag, eh?) or to symbolize EVIL (i.e. Red China, the Austria flag from the Nazis and Peru according to its' neighbors who hate them.)

Don't you just love Josef Stalin? You do? Bastard! You fucking shouldn't. Are you a capitalist bastard? Bet you are...Good fo' you

red people are evil they kill you and wear your blood if you see a red people run as fast as you can or you will die and be transfered to the usa and become a coat becareful about your surondings or you will become everything you never imagined.-Obama when asked about education

Red people are them Indians or Native Americans. Their actually brown skinned, their ancestors were yellow and the word "Redskin" is only socially acceptable for an American football team, the Washington Redskins. Their main opponents are the Atlanta Negroes and the New York Jews. LOLZ.

Today, the radical right wingers who hate communists, socialists and liberals use the color "red". Ever heard of the red states during presidential elections in the news media? The anti-commies adapted the same color to suit them. Isn't that ironic...dontcha think?

RED RUM, RED RUM, RED RUM.

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[edit] Red in modern society

Due to its relation with communism, (In Soviet Russia, red colors YOU!) Red is seen as a symbol of the Bush agenda. As it is also used at Disney for symbolizing evil corporations (closely related to Bush) it should be seen as bad. Also, as 1/3 of the flag of France is red, red can be associated with France (closely related to Bush, Commies, BAGEL! the French, and evil corporations). Therefore, red should be considered most unpleasant and should be avoided at all cost. Unless you're me. Or you're Cuban, German, etc. Then, you can have a ball celebrating your part in communism. You know why we're red? Because of the color of the certain liquid we spill (hint hint).

A tippical Red haired boy cursed to live with his RED HAIR!.

[edit] Rednecks

Unfortunately, the effect of country sun on skin is red discolouration on the neck. People infected with this are known as rednecks, and cannot survive in the city. There is no known cure. WARNING: Side effects include beer addiction, hunting addiction, need to live in mobile homes, hatred of black people, (sometimes uncontrollable) urge to have sex with cousins, and poverty. There are many more side effects, but we do not want to overload the Uncyclopedia server with (more) useless drivel.

[edit] Colour Blindness

It is also widely accepted that colourblind people can only see in red and shades of red, such as yellow, blue, black...um I mean African American. Brown is for the Cleveland Indians. That is so racist.

[edit] Other uses

In sports, major league teams known to use red as a jersey color are...

[edit] Baseball (besides the Indians)

The Los Angeles Angels, Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds, St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs, and Arizona Diamondbacks.

[edit] Soccer

D.C. United, Toronto FC, New York Red Bulls and Chivas USA.

[edit] American Football (besides the Redskins)

The Arizona Cardinals, Buffalo Bills, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs.

[edit] Basketball (mostly consist of black people)

[edit] Ice Hockey (like the Canadian flag)

[edit] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer's nose

without him we wouldn't have christmas or pressents or gingerbread or placese to put hobos after they get drunk and rape people and other things.

[edit] a way to insult red redheaded people

some of they wildly known insults are "ranga" an austrailian term that comes from the shortened version of orangatang. "gingernut" a term from england used to describe the persons red pubic hair "bonfire" names says it all(comes from aus) and "someone call the fire brigade" also from australia and also self explanitory.

red-heads need a bucket of water

[edit] Rugby Union

The Welsh international side unless they lose the toss and have to pose as daffodils. The Cherry Blossoms (ie Japan, yes honest) And about sixteen million teams more...

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

  • Applegeeks Issue 187 - A brave discussion of the true horror that is the Kool-Aid Man.
  • Official Kool-Aid website - Pity the poor misguided sailors and wanton miscreants who continue on with the propaganda that Kool-Aid Man is merely a harmless mascot.
  • RAD - Extensive intake of said "harmless liquid" may result in a need of RAD treatment.


CHART OF PRIMARY COLOURS – Colours – Colors

Brown Red Orange Gold Yellow Olive Green Cyan

Blue Indigo Purple Violet Pink Black Gray/Grey Silver White

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