Reality TV

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Reality TV is the documentation of actual human life and social events that would happen in everyday normal life. Reality TV is all real, that is why they call it Reality TV. It is also widely known as being "The most boring shit on TV". Scripted shows are on YouTube and on these odd ball Christian channels that show Dr. Quin in the afternoon.

edit How does it work?

Reality TV is filmed in everday locations in settings and is really hard to make because they only get 1 take at all the scenes. The actors and actresses that go on reality TV actually get time free from their Hollywood lives. Once a network has a Reality TV it's approval ratings double or even triple(possibly into the negative range).

Some of the best reality TV shows were celebrity shows such as "I'm a Nonentity Get Me Out of Here!" and "Intercourse Island".

Another great experience of Reality TV is the creation of behind-the-scenes shows. These are usually found on sister channels filling hours as the main show. Examples of this phenomenomenom include "Big Brother's Hairy Mollusc" and "Bitch Slap: extra time", which are the countries favorite.

Virtual Reality TV (or Vitriol TV) is a excellent result of original Reality TV. Vitrual TV shows are compelled to make repeated references to the internet either by devoting time to hilarious [sic] videos found on YouChoob or by begging viewers to e-mail in with their opinions. This often results in a outsanding popularity and Emmy Acwards. Reality TV shows usually get plenty of academy.

In the U.S. Reality TV is more commonly known as "verismo" - an acknowledgement of its indebtedness to Italian opera.

edit Development phase

In early 1973, Bill Gates, archduke of Your Mom, realised that this remarkable new device known as a computer would be an excellent vessel for gathering pornos. He made these pornos himself creating the gtreat new era of reality TV.

Television was currently claiming more viewers, thanks to the invention of Televangelism. Gates would need a cunning plan in order to make sure that millions of TV viewers would instead become computer users, and the best way of doing this would be to move all the watchable TV programs onto a series of tubes. But how would he stop the spread of high-quality shows from the mind of such genii as Aaron Spelling? Thus, Tori Spelling was conceived. However, she would take approximately 40 years to reach full maturity, and so an interim backup plan was put into place with the first Reality TV program, An Armenian Family.

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