Reach-Around
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The reach-around is a sexual maneuver, but the term is liberally (and conservatively) applied to a variety of events. Sexually, it means the act of reaching around the dude and grabbing his wang. In road traffic it can mean using the shoulder to pass someone, steering the car from the back seat, or turning right on red twice. It can also refer to taking a route that is round-about, or slower than the most direct route (i.e. a detour). It is also said that the reach-around occurs when a company or beaurocracy makes you jump through pointless hoops to get things done. For example, one could call customer service, be told to call helpdesk, and then be told by them to call customer service. Explaining this experience to a third party would go something like this: "Those motherfuckers on the phone really gave me the reach-around for the simple task of fixing my internet connection."
[edit] The Double Reach-Around
The Double reach around takes the term to an entirely new level. Many video games involving a point system have a hidden trick called the double reach-around, such as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, or Elastomania. Typically it is performed by pressing every button simultaneously and twirling both analog sticks in opposite directions while grabbing the penis of the player next to you so that he fails his own trick. In communications, the double reach-around (or tripple reach-around) can occur when the chain of news reaches more than two people. For example, if TurboBitch33 tells DumbChick21 to send a text message to <insert name here> ordering FatKid84 to come home to dinner, the double reach-around has definitely occured.
It can also occur when your friend is visiting you, and since you're the only one with a car, you have to drive both ways twice, hence the "double" reach-around.
[edit] Cultural Implications
Many people consider the reach-around to be a matter of common courtesy. If you're having all the fun, and don't have the common decency to reach around and help a brother out, you are an asshole. The type of man who doesn't give the reach-around is very easy to spot, even if you never come into sexual contact with him. He never lets pedestrians cross the road, never says hello to anybody that he walks by in the hallways, and he probably pisses all over the toilet seat instead of putting it up before pissing or just using the urinal.
