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Rasta Jesus (0 - 33 C.E.; also Black Jesus Mark I) was de savior of de black people, mon. Rasta Jesus was de chief of de Super Negro Power Force, mon. Rasta Jesus give us weed, mon. Also Bob Marley, who was Rasta Jesus's great-great-great-grandson.
edit Birth and childhood
edit Call me Mr. Boombastic
Rasta Jesus, he went to de temple, he jivin' with de priests, mon. Dey give Rasta Jesus de ecclesiastical doctrine. He give dem some of dat strong shit. Dey smoke several bowls. Dey tell Rasta Jesus, you come back anytime, mon. But Rasta Jesus had bigger fish to fry.
edit Say me fantastic
Rasta Jesus, he go into de wilderness, forty days and forty nights, mon. Give him a wicked case of de munchies.
edit Hug me up like a quilt
Rasta Jesus, he get away from Satan, go up to the Mount, mon, start performing de miracles. He take a tiny roach and give 5,000 people a toke. No roach clips back den, mon.
edit Other Rasta Jesii