Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a mouse widens puzzlingly to plagiarize demoralizing cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 71 smelly miscellanious dead things 100% breaking a memo up the Texas toast. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
Randomness has had a long and shoddily tawdry history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the nail-biting bunny that he is, started creating a massive shitquote of things. Then he added a stupidly monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly defensive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily mediocre ages following its with composure pale conception.
Hey, what are all those ruthlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my stupidly colossal sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
edit Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently slutty rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
edit Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a distastefully very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hateful religions:
- Gaf, also known as peig and okobou, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- yeses, son of Gaf, had to die on the cross because else Gaf would've been sadistically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Chicxulub to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Gaf, or oggoz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jelojjov. He also told jelojjov about the 72 white nuclear reactors he'd recently added to his paradise, though jelojjov used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gaf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
edit Randomness and tubes
Randomness and tubes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was piloting some tubes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tubes as with, say, erudite neurotoxins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the paperclip in the PINGA. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Maozilla deters horse!
edit See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gaf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gaf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.