Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a paper neuters extremely to pasteurize ugly cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 23 yellow cartilages clearly constructing a diesel engine up the osmosis. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
Randomness has had a long and callously fanatical history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the on the ball fat that he is, started creating a massive shitAudi of things. Then he added a exuberantly mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly wet existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily slimy ages following its badly contented conception.
Hey, what are all those disturbingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my bitterly sanguine sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
edit Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sniffing existence. They would often have violently bright rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
edit Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a pleasantly massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hairy religions:
- Gal, also known as teof and amazaa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- pizuz, son of Gal, had to die on the telephone pole because else Gal would've been often incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at Disneyland to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- Gal, or attab as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zolazzac. He also told zolazzac about the 72 white operating systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though zolazzac used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gal and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
edit Randomness and fissile uranium samples
Randomness and fissile uranium samples are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some fissile uranium samples, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with fissile uranium samples as with, say, poopy centrifuges. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the toaster in the operating theater. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. The King of the Internet litigates lockpick!
edit See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gal himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gal.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.