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[edit] NEPTUNE SALAD

“Reply hazy, try again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on randomness

“PEOPLE WHO EAT BASIL ARE LAME!”

~ A very drunken Ashley on Rock Of Love Bus on people who eat basil

“Leaves are people too!”

~ A microwave on leaves
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[edit] History

== Summary ==
An example of a random image.

Randomness is a fairly loyal word that was invented in 1337 by Albert Einstein, without any help from Albert Einstein. Although it was originally used as a substitute for poodle, it was soon adopted by programmers across Russia to help them write k3wl programs for their Apple G5s. It is now widely used in accounting to help provide a bit of variety. Albert Einstein likes randomness and thinks everyone should use it.



[edit] Achieving true randomness

Achieving true randomness has been the most fascinating topic of debate in the history of humanity. Following close behind is the 'purpose of existence'. In order to achieve true randomness one must have an IQ of below -250 and more than OVER 9000 eye lashes on each eye. These who does not fit the criteria but still attempt to achieve true randomness will be bitch-slapped by god then washed down some fucking toilet to reunite with their father in some random fucking ocean around Australia before they can get catch by fish men, cooked, eat, and crapped out as feces.

People who does manage to achieve randomness will forever have their name recorded on the Magical l33t DragonSlayer35 wTF OMFG H4X stone of randomness. The stone does not actually exist, which means no names can go on it, which means in the above statement i was just making up shit to annoy readers.

People who were able to acheive true randomness:

  • Bananas in Pyjamas
  • That guy
  • No one
  • YOU
  • Bob
  • That gold fish in my water tank
  • Huh?
  • ...... Poink
  • Oh yeah i like orange juice
  • This guy
  • John
  • Jennifer
  • Linda
  • Some shithead shitting on his head
  • What?
  • The?
  • Fuck?

[edit] Mastering randomitity

In order to achieve true randomizationalism, one must rid thy self of all forms of coherency and logical connections. Consider the following sentence

The international coalition of bi-racial carrots advised malist women to calculate exonyms from fixed-rate-mortgages ONLY while valet drivers were siphoning milkshakes from palestral equipment.

This sentence is devoid of all logic, making it fish sticks.

The 4th of July accused Kansas of operating a quilt bakery. Astounded, quesadillas nationwide held kittens for thirty minutes.

In this example, you can see that terrible yo-yo's aren't fast when you calculate spleen density.

Hector the vat of grease handcuffed four allergies but not before dissecting wooden cockroaches to check for peacock contamination.

A true master at defeating sequence and meaning will fornicate twenty-seven yard-signs with tofu horticulture!

Basements everywhere combined Worcestershire sauce with indo-china and distributed pamphlets to fleas to alert them a lack of Rolaids on Saturn.

But, of the furbies down back to santa's first splurge, only fiveteen survived the badly packaged crabnackers, even though the fish boiled

slower across flapjack tiles.

a true master of randomness is comletly and uterly random and makes no sence whatsoever a bit like bana crisps ecept the fact that banana crisps are copletely disgusting but apple crisps arnt they are scrumdidilyumptios. randomness is funny tho and is as nice as cookie dough . mmmmmmmmmmm cookie dough. i love cookie dough but why the hell do they not do it on takeaway. RANDOMNESS  :) :) :)

[edit] Worthless Crap + Banana Ghosts

[edit] What to do

If you are, which you is (otherwise you would not be being), you should be going, and being to go: up.

Sorry I have an cold. But listen ear missus. If, philosophically, you were to, ipso facto, not be. The half the bee, has got to be. Visa vi it's entitiy, d'you see? Now we shall get down to bus-in-ess. As you are walking down the street which you are obviously not doing now, unless you have one of those new-fangled things what do this, which unless you have you are in a perfect position to prove the point which I 'ave just been making. Although your entir Waaagh is a turn left which has been blacked out for your own . in the way wumphf LOL

[edit] Random Comment on Randomness

So the slight variations in the exposee goes to show that the unclear forces are irrelevant in the structural manner the core of the alligator is formed. It's like a beginning adlib you see. If you take words disregarding their nature you can subjugate them to any use and they'll sound correct, even if they like soup. Sarah even asked me. So that means a round flying peripheral alongside blue tally whackers make for a nuance that simply doesn't want to be dealt with until next year. Give it a decade or two and you'll have a flabbergasted mammal on your hands. In situations such as these only only a demonicly high powered assault rifle does the trick. These machinations of doom are only things that can properly obliberate the virtuous monstrosity created from the combustible environs from Tangania. If that constitutes destruction then do so but don't come crying to me when you realize the said proposal makes little sense to the hypothetical lies of the century.

[edit] More or Less More Random Randomeness

In conclusion, rite aid was fourth quickly on the list for Steve's upsides, rolling the tomatoes was not is of your mom OH DAMN THOSE NO0B FURBIES belay that, jhonny! My crop circles are obviously not when bob started price checking the logos, however, it was unclear how much of the sauce had actually gone down down down down the drain, up with anarcticallyanarchistantiestablishmentarianismicness. Third of all: My fish left the patio unlocked, again! Dammit, mario, can't you let the cordon stand for less than neither, just as susan was explaining to me the other day, without crabnarkses of the it because, cant not stand on its alone, SANTA JUST THREW BACK THE DOWN SYNDROME NUGGERS. first of all: heyall, this is sammy the squic- SCREW THIS IM GOIN BACK TO TAHALIGHAMICAH my nuns will send you a bill


however, SOUP!

[edit] Randomness

AAAAAAAAA -beef lite sold here- AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Big beef corn soup and potatoes are floating around the general store at five hundred miles per hour on a Sunday morning's afternoon. They need more coffee mugs! So there had better be one hundred Santa sticks and potato butt nuggets in your ear lobe before the time of the biff is up, or there'll be no pans and no hot sauce for you! Everyone needs to know when are the telephones coming back? GUESS WHAT?!? YOU AREN'T THE FUCK!!!!! Get me a brownie, poodle, poodle, and hold the poodles. NOW! So then I wrote this check, and everybody died and it was like DA FUX! Then it was Batman in the hot tub, and he was with a mustard shake, and they were doing garlic sex in 4 dimensions. A rise in the poodle market tends to execrate the huge success of its competitors in the poodle trade. This huge litte poodle gives rise to a whole new poodle of poodle in the long run, despite a sharp, huge increase in the rate of huge poodle quite noisily. Go home and wash your head of stink with your bad self.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them says "Peanut."

[edit] Random People

"...But everything's going to be just fine. Trust us."

I am a cat person, but I never liked potatoes. Oh God, I think I just farted on Hitler's cat who is from Albania, not to be confused with Turkey. Nobody likes Raymond. Two fat guys ponder about the creation of the university and hot dogs. A giant mushroom was recently discovered in a tropical rain forest.You is an example of random people.

[edit] The Randomness Continues

Remember the most important lesson of Randomness... Side effects may include: Dry mouth, Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, Sleepiness, Water retention, Painful recollage, Hallucination, Dementia, Psychosis, Myxomatosis, Coma, Death and Halitosis. Randomness isn't for everyone; consult your doctor before use! (Also beware of Rinjas! They'll kill you with their Random-Direction-Flying-Ninja-stars! )omg banana pancakes!?!?!?!?!

[edit] Appealing Random Facts that will make you Mr./Mrs. Popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                 !!!!!!!!!JELLY BEANS!!!!!!!
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  • people will turn into red carpets if they love to sing

o rly?

  • Gentlemen over the Age of Aquarius are more likely to be over the Age of Consent than Gentlemen who are over the Age of Aquamarine-enhancing pheromones.

SHUTUP!!!! KNOW U SHUTUP MAKE ME OK I WILL BLAHHHHHHHHH I EAT CHOCOLATE FOR DINNA, BREAKFAST AND TOILET TIME!!!!!!!!!!

All the way around his head! AND hit the sign!

So.

[i herd u liek mudkip]

[edit] Potatoes

The potato is commonly believed to be the twice removed cousin of the watermelon, but is in fact nothing but a lie orchestrated by the government of Canada.

Randome, Raight?

[edit] Significance of Goats

Goats are mystical creatures that eat tofu, and have many precious minerals embedded in their anus, and the ring of their anus is generally covered in a strange flourescent fungus. They are also a lie.

[edit] See also

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~ Shut the fuck up. Get a life.

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