Randomness

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[edit] NEPTUNE SALAD

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on randomness

“PEOPLE WHO EAT BASIL ARE LAME!”

~ A very drunken Ashley on Rock Of Love Bus on people who eat basil

“Leaves are people too!”

~ A microwave on leaves
Recession? What recession?

[edit] History

An example of a random image.

Randomness is a relatively forbidden idea that was invented in 1903 by Dr. Evil, with some help from Dr. Evil. Although it was originally used as a substitute for llama, it was soon adopted by programmers across Russia to help them write k3wl games for their Windows operating systems. It is now widely used in accounting to help provide a bit of stupidity. Dr. Evil thinks it's a load of crap.



[edit] Achieving true randomness

[edit] Mastering randomitity

In order to achieve true randomizationalism, one must rid thy self of all forms of coherency and logical connections. Consider the following sentence

The international coalition of bi-racial carrots advised women to calculate fixed-rate-mortgages ONLY while valet drivers were siphoning milkshakes from lumberjack equipment.

This sentence is devoid of all logic, making it fish sticks.

The 4th of July accused Kansas of operating a quilt bakery. Astounded, quesadillas nationwide held kittens for thirty minutes.

In this example, you can see that terrible yo-yo's aren't fast when you calculate spleen density.

Hector the vat of grease handcuffed four allergies but not before dissecting wooden cockroaches to check for peacock contamination.

A true master at defeating sequence and meaning will fornicate twenty-seven yard-signs with tofu horticulture!

Basements everywhere combined Worcestershire sauce with indo-china and distributed pamphlets to fleas to alert them a lack of Rolaids on Saturn.

[edit] Worthless Crap + Banana Ghosts

[edit] What to do

If you are, which you is (otherwise you would not be being), you should be going, and being to go: up.

Sorry I have an cold. But listen ear missus. If, philosophically, you were to, ipso facto, not be. The half the bee, has got to be. Visa vi it's entitiy, d'you see? Now we shall get down to bus-in-ess. As you are walking down the street which you are obviously not doing now, unless you have one of those new-fangled things what do this, which unless you have you are in a perfect position to prove the point which I 'ave just been making. Although your entir Waaagh is a turn left which has been blacked out for your own . in the way wumphf LOL

[edit] Random Comment on Randomness

So the slight variations in the exposee goes to show that the unclear forces are irrelevant in the structural manner the core of the alligator is formed. It's like a beginning adlib you see. If you take words disregarding their nature you can subjugate them to any use and they'll sound correct, even if they like soup. Sarah even asked me. So that means a round flying peripheral alongside blue tally whackers make for a nuance that simply doesn't want to be dealt with until next year. Give it a decade or two and you'll have a flabbergasted mammal on your hands. In situations such as these only only a demonicly high powered assault rifle does the trick. These machinations of doom are only things that can properly obliberate the virtuous monstrosity created from the combustible environs from Tangania. If that constitutes destruction then do so but don't come crying to me when you realize the said proposal makes little sense to the hypothetical lies of the century.

[edit] Randomness

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Big beef corn soup and potatoes are floating around the general store at five hundred miles per hour on a Sunday morning's afternoon. They need more coffee mugs! So there had better be one hundred Santa sticks and potato butt nuggets in your ear lobe before the time of the biff is up, or there'll be no pans and no hot sauce for you! Everyone needs to know when are the telephones coming back? GUESS WHAT?!? YOU AREN'T THE FUCK!!!!! Get me a brownie, llama, llama, and hold the llamas. NOW! So then I wrote this check, and everybody died and it was like DA FUX! Then it was Batman in the hot tub, and he was with a mustard shake, and they were doing garlic sex in 4 dimensions. A rise in the llama market tends to neuter the alarming success of its competitors in the llama trade. This alarming litte llama gives rise to a whole new llama of llama in the long run, despite a sharp, alarming increase in the rate of alarming llama quite blaringly. Go home and wash your head of stink with your bad self.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them says "Peanut."

[edit] Random People

"...But everything's going to be just fine. Trust us."

I am a cat person, but I never liked potatoes. Oh God, I think I just farted on Hitler's cat who is from Albania, not to be confused with Turkey. Nobody likes Raymond. Two fat guys ponder about the creation of the university and hot dogs. A giant mushroom was recently discovered in a tropical rain forest.

[edit] The Randomness Continues

Remember the most important lesson of Randomness... Side effects may include: Dry mouth, Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, Sleepiness, Water retention, Painful recollage, Hallucination, Dementia, Psychosis, Myxomatosis, Coma, Death and Halitosis. Randomness isn't for everyone; consult your doctor before use! (Also beware of Rinjas! They'll kill you with their Random-Direction-Flying-Ninja-stars! )

[edit] Appealing Random Facts that will make you Mr./Mrs. Popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • people will turn into red carpets if they love to sing

o rly?

  • Gentlemen over the Age of Aquarius are more likely to be over the Age of Consent than Gentlemen who are over the Age of Aquamarine-enhancing pheromones.

SHUTUP!!!! KNOW U SHUTUP MAKE ME OK I WILL BLAHHHHHHHHH I EAT CHOCOLATE FOR DINNA, BREAKFAST AND TOILET TIME!!!!!!!!!!

All the way around his head! AND hit the sign!

So.

[i herd u liek mudkip]

[edit] Potatoes

The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. The word potato may refer to the plant itself as well. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes are the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, and maize.

Randome, Raight?

[edit] Banana Ghosts

Banana Ghosts.

[edit] See also

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