Random
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“If the world revolves around money and money is the root of all evil then we must stop the rotation of the planet”
~ Scientists on the colour blue
“Haha, selfreference is *sooooo* funny”
~ <insert name here> on mittens
Random is something that happens when it is not expected, like Your Birth. Randomness is a disease that you get when you do something a little stupid (i.e. jumping off the empire state building for a nickle). This disease is often found in stupid people like grad students. Random is very hard to control and it is believed that 4/5 Uncyclonepedia members have random. This is why stupid shit like this exist.
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History
When random was first found out about many people liked to use it almost all the time. But by the mid 1500's people started to dislike random. Random was awfully, i don't know, random. Very few people could use it without seeming stupid. This caused the how to be funny and not just stupid act of 1234.
Afterwards random was still used by several Uncyclonepedia members to show comedy. This comedy was still somewhat stupid so the incredible Huffing Act of 325 was allowed to pass through congress. Random is still used and people see stupid stuff like the next paragraph.
Examples of Randomness used wrong
Quincinerra Sauce is used mostly by rats controlling obviously french virgins to make food in a fancy restaurant. The food somehow tastes like shit extremely good. The cows taste really good after the rat uses the virgin to make him knock all the crack into the nostril. This causes the virgin to make him go fucking nuts and make some amazing food that he can't remember afterwards.
How to use random and not seem Retarded
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Topical Ointment
Random is a lot like orange juice because when you squeeze it chinese men without watches on come spewing out. These Chinese men without watches are mixed together with random to make Topical Ointment. This topical ointment can clean up anything on your body as long as it is not part of your body or not blood resistant.
Use in war
Random is used primarily by the <slash> Cuntry </slash> Country of :(. :( uses random to show how sad they are to other countries so they decide to cheer them up with the complete deed to their Country. :( is currently the second largest country in the world, the first is XDLmaoIcantbelieveyousaidthat, and the first is :'(.
Seriously now how do you use random without looking stupid
Well you see... shut up.
