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“Do what you tell me, or I'll fuck you”

~ Oscar Wilde on on Killing in the Name

Rage Against The Machine, also known as The Machine Rages On, (TMRO) are a radical communist terrorist organisation formed in the Los Angeles underground.

[edit] History

The group started with a mere four members, Zach de la Rocha (president and main anarchist), Tom Morello (who has been accused of using an axe as a deadly weapon), and two other guys... supposedly... although no records exit with the identity of these members.

In time, through their communist propaganda, the band had recruited thousands of people to their evil regime. The group claimed that through playing"really, really, loud", and jumping about, they could destroy the beloved way of life that every Poison and Lynyrd Skynyrd faggot pretend to enjoy.

If Tool was a good band, they would have eventually become Rage Against the Machine. Thankfully, Tool sucks dick.

[edit] Quotes

This section contains some examples of the best articulated and meaningful portions from TMRO's manifestos and speeches.

[edit] Example 1

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

[edit] Example 2

All of which are American Dreams

All of which are American Dreams

All of which are American Dreams

All of which are American Dreams

All of which, are American Dreams

[edit] Example 3

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin' head!

[edit] Example 4

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

[edit] Example 5

Wake Up

Wake Up

Wake Up

Wake Up

Wake Up

[edit] Example 6

FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAH, RIGHT!

FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[edit] Example 7

Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!

Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!

Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!

Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!

Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!

Your gonna fucking BURN!