Rage Against the Machine
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“Do what you tell me, or I'll fuck you”
Rage Against THA Machine, also known as Rage Against THA Vending Machine and THA Machine Rages On, (TMRO) are a radical communist terrorist organisation formed in THA Los Angeles underground.
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[edit] History
THA group started with a mere four members, Zack de la Rocha (president and main anarchist), Tom Morello (who has been accused of using an axe as a deadly weapon), and two other guys... supposedly... although no records exit with THA identity of these members.
In time, through their communist propaganda, THA band had recruited thousands of people to their evil regime. THA group claimed that through playing"really, really, loud", and jumping about, they could destroy THA beloved way of life that every Poison and Lynyrd Skynyrd faggot pretend to enjoy.
THA gimmick that propelled them to success was to insult and deride every aspect of American capitalist life whilst making millions out of capitalism and refusing to leave America or actually give a way to improve things. And people lapped it up.
If Tool was a good band, they would have eventually become Rage Against THA Machine. Thankfully, Tool sucks dick. At least, according to true metalheads who think everyone should listen to Slayer or be shoved into a gas chamber.
In 2009, TMRO planed an attack on the X-factor and recruited over 900,000 members. The impact was so deadly that it knocked X-factor winner, Joe McEldry down the UK charts and TMRO took its place as the UK Christmas number 1.
[edit] Quotes
This section contains some examples of THA best articulated and meaningful portions from TMRO's manifestos and speeches, which include quite possibly the most diverse and most powerful words ever sung (by a Terrorist Organization).
[edit] Example 1
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
[edit] Example 2
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which, are American Dreams
[edit] Example 3
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin' head!
[edit] Example 4
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
[edit] Example 5
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
[edit] Example 6
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAH, RIGHT!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[edit] Example 7
Burn, Burn Yes YOU'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOU'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOU'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOU'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOU'RE gonna BURN!
Your gonna fucking BURN!
[edit] Example 8
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
UHH! YEAH!
Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!
Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!
UHH! YEAH!
[edit] Discography
- Rage Against All The Bitches Who Win The X-Factor
- Rage Against Simon Cowell
- Rage Against Your Mother
- Rare Afection Towards Machines
- Rage Against Politics
- Rage Against Florence And Her Machine
- Rage Against 70s Disco
- Led Zeppelin IV
