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Don't let the liberal Jewish media tell you otherwise, this article is the real deal on racism.
“Racist? The only white thing ahead of me is the finish line, shazamm!”
Racism is the world's second most widespread disease, after homosexuality and before liberalism. Thanks to liberals, the fundamental tenet of racism is that white people suck donkey balls and are responsible for everything wrong with in the world, while other races get off scot-free for doing bad things. Historically, whites have referred to those of other races by different colors. The dark brown people are black, the deeply tanned are red, the not quite as pale but certainly still rather pale are yellow, Jews are blue, Arabs are purple, Mexicans are pink, and so on and so forth.
Those named after primary colors are considered better than those named for mixed colors, while those not able to be categorized are black since they're the biggest racists of all. White is best, because it is pure. White people are colored. The color white is combination of all colors, both primary and secondary. Like monkeys. Monkeys are all the colors too. Like gold. Whites have gold hair. Serengeti monkeys have gold hair too. Pure gold. That is soooo weird! Black sucks. It is the absence of all colors. So black people are not colored at all, but whites are all colors. Weird!
As of 1964, racism in any form is prohibited by federal, national and international law. This would be a good thing, if not for the liberals, racist blacks, and Jewish/Zionist supremacists who use the race card as a cover for black-on-black crime and the New World Order's devouring of America. Since blacks are so out-of-control, the United States government continues to classify their citizens by race, ethnicity or national origin. This is what the Nazis did to take care of the problem. Maybe it's time the U.S. does that to niggers, too.
- “Judge not your neighbour by creed, colour, or religion. Judge him not on the atrocities or good deeds his country has done. Judge him on how much of an asswipe he is, and to each man an equal chance to prove himself.”
- ~ Oscar Wilde on legendary christian rock band Creed
Racists hold the viewpoint that a man's color is innate and cannot be changed. Among those who argue this position is the famous scientist Richard Dawkins, the inventor of the theory of evolution along with Alfred Russel "Crowe" Wallace and France, who say that if black people were meant to be humans, and not monkeys, that either: God would have made them white, or they would've evolved into white skin. It should be noted that Michael Jackson proved this theory wrong, by changing his color and gender in one fell swoop.
Most non-racists claim that a man's race is a social construct. They cite the existence of races such as Formula 1, Formula Indy, and the Boston Marathon, saying that these sorts of races are clearly societal creations and thus all other races are too. Michael Jackson, on the other hand, claims that race is a cosmetic structure because a man can change his color if he has the right bleaches and dye. In certain cultures, racism is the only taboo remaining, while things like murder are completely acceptable.
Throughout the 1800s, racists often compared black people to chimpanzees. A field guide was issued to Democrat liberal slave masters to stop them from getting the two mixed-up. Whether God is to blame for black people is one of the biggest debates in the liberal racist community. A third alternative, "intelligent design", has emerged, but the whole "intelligent" concept was already rejected by racists long ago. Intelligence tests always give racist results, so the fair and socially conscious individual must conclude that intelligence doesn't exist.
From the beginning of time up until recently, the logic of racism centered on the lemma that, as God is white, and God is fair, all non-whites should have chosen to be white. Recently, liberals have stopped directing there ire towards black people and instead have begun criticizing white people for doing nothing at all.
How to Spot a Racist
- “I'm not racist. I own a color T.V.”
- ~ Strom Thurmond on televisions or transvestites, he forgot which
All racists are typically white, and all white people are racist. Attributes of racist people include owning a laborador, eating bland food, and having an inability to dance. Most honkey-ass crackerhead redneck limey racists tend to talk in posh accents about stuff they've read somewhere in magazines like "Reader's Digest", or some other typical kind of crappy middle-class pasty-faced emulsion-head publication that you'd expect from this rap-dodging monoculture of encyclopedia-reading white cunts.
The earliest forms of racists are traced back to the neolithic culture of the bronze-age, but other forms of albino-assed charlies include Celts, Indo-Europeans, and Samis. Early in the colonisation of Europe, a bunch of dutchy fenian gin-jockey round-eye sassanach racists spread into Scandinavia, Britain, and Russia, where they continued to thrive on their boring pommy cuisine until they ran out of neanderthals to be racist to and had to start their stupid gubba empires across the world to find people to be racist to, because that's the only thing dumb jock krauty white people are capable of doing - being racist, and making sausages.
Racists like to wear suits, but can also be seen wearing blue jeans (eg. the rock band Status Quo), or having sex with plumbers in "grumble flicks". Sometimes porno movies can contain non-racists, but all racists don't like watching porn containing non-racists. This type of pornography is called "interracial porn", ie. a racist having sex with a non-racist.
Racial supremacy is the belief that one race is better or worse than another. Of course, races are better and worse than each other in particular areas; for example ,black people are good at basketball and running, while Asians prefer the martial arts and whites prefer swimming. Racial supremacy, however, concerns the goodness or badness of races in general - that is, that some races are simply better overall. The most common form of this is white supremacy. This is projected by movements such as the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and polar bears.
Contrary to what CNN or MSNBC may tell you, black supremacy does indeed exist. It is based on the foolhardy idea that black people are better than others, which is completely and totally false. This is projected by Rastas, Black Panthers, and other big cats, charlatans, and self-hating whites such as Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Baraq Hussein Osama, Jesse Jackson, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Slick Willie Blythe, and Al Gore. Many of these people also have ties with the Jewish supremacy movement.
A close ally of black supremacy is Jewish supremacy. Jewish supremacists absoultely despise whites, and use the liberal media and Illuminati to get everyone to hate white as well. They use puppets like Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian to lull whites into a false sense of security. They want to start a New World Order. They have helped Rothschild bankers, Israel, Zionists, and the Mossad take over our once-glorious nation. It is predicted that by the year 2050, if Jewish supremacists don't let up, there will be no white people left in North America, Europe, Australia, or New Zealand. "What is this?" you may ask. Well, my friend, this is genocide. White geNOcide.
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY! Article 2, Part (c) of the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide from 1948 defines genocide as: "Deliberately inflicting on the group CONDITIONS OF LIFE calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part." Third-world-immigration, assimilation, integration, and diversity programs target white nations and ONLY white nations! All of these programs ULTIMATELY lead to white GENOCIDE!
Since the sheeple have been brainwashed by the Jews, they say there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries. The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them. Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites. Anti-whites say all things white must become “diverse” or it is “racism.” They say there should be no white countries, no white communities, no white schools, no white sports, no white social gatherings, etc.
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries? If there was a worldwide effort to flood ALL black countries and ONLY black countries with millions of non-Africans and FORCE integration of every single area in those countries it would be called GENOCIDE, and rightfully so! How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem? I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem. And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this? But if I point out that obvious reality about the ongoing program of genocide against MY race, the white race, liberals and un-respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
The anti-whites give us whites two choices: accept white geNOcide or you are a “racist.” They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white. Say NO to White GeNOcide.
Anyways. Intelligence could, in an ideal world, be used to define superiority, in which case Jews and Pakis would in fact take over the world. Sport is, of course, meaningless, as you all know, as users of this website.
In the early 2000s, the message about racism just wasn't getting through in the United Kingdom. Since the Tories had nothing better to do as they weren’t running their country, they decided to air all the nations’ racism in one place and thus Big Brother was born. The concept was derived from a Dutch television show, where several ordinary/ugly attention-seeking extroverts were thrown into a house and left to fend for themselves while the nation watched. The British public rejected the show as it didn’t mock minorities enough by simply having average members from each section of society. In each new series, more and more ideas were dreamt up in an attempt to improve the viewing figures. Some of the best ideas included:
- The introduction of the lion-taming task.
- Spunk on the biscuit.
- Time traveling tasks with Keanu "The Matrix" Reeves.
All of these shows failed to attract a steady audience, but then came a show called Racism Day. Ratings quickly shot up to from a mere 78 to two billion.
In 2007, Emily, one of the show's African American contestants, was evicted for calling Ima Twoface, an innocent white woman, a "screaming honkey indie worshiper." Twoface was allegedly "not bothered" by Emily's remarks; she said this to her family on multiple occasions, usually in the middle of the night while in a hot sweat.
- William Jennings Bryan – co-founder of the racism movement, and a Democrat to boot.
- Clarence Darrow – co-founder of the racism movement and an advocate of ethnic cleansing.
- Bernard Manning – English "comedian" and a complicit racist.
- Jade Goody – English actress who is known for her racist "jokes."
- Nick Griffin – chairman of the British National Party (BNP) and a Holocaust denier.
- Rev. Al Sharpton – leader of the black supremacist movement, who tried to make hero George Zimmerman look like a racist when he wasn't.
- Jesse Jackson – another black racist who hates white people for no reason.
Recently, the shocking discovery was made that 90% of all racist people in the world are below the age of one. As a matter of fact, most babies are born racist, but the racism usually goes away around the same time they start losing their baby teeth. A striking example of the fact that many babies are born as white supremacists is an incident that took place at a hospital in Nebraska. In the incident, a fat white baby strangled three black babies who were in the cribs next to his. A large Asian baby then attacked the white baby, and won. But its victory was short lived, as it was strangled shortly afterwards by another white baby. A nurse who witnessed the incident described it as "horrible, yet strangely comical."
“George Bush doesn't care about black people.”
- ~ Kanye West on George W. Bush caring about black people
Racism, although inspired by the writings of the likes of Socrates, Caligula, and Malcom X, was originally founded by a joint effort between William Jennings Bryan of the "God Is White and Everyone Else Can Go to Hell Fundementalist Federation" and Clarence Darrow of the "Everyone is Less Evolved than Me and Should be Ethnically Cleansed Alliance." This union would later be known as the Scopes Peace Accords.
Racism was abolished in 1964 by dilligent, hardworking Republicans. Ever since that year, Democrat African Americans have always referred to their opponent as a "racist" during heated debates. This is called "playing the race card." Legend has it that Martin Luther King Jr. used this card while writing his speech, I Have a Dream. Whether the debate is about race or not, playing the race card on your Conservative opponent will result in your automatic winning the debate. The following debate illustrates this point:
- BUSH: That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that to fully integrate the existing infrastructure into the new plan, we need to do some serious thinking.
- REV. AL SHARPTON: RACIST!!!
- [End of Transcript]
2000s and 2010s
Ever since 2009, when Baraq Hussein Osama (the first "black" president) was elected, liberals have hijacked the anti-racist movement and used it as an excuse for minorities to steal, kill, and rob from honest white folk. According to these libtards, racism is now defined as a mental disorder and crime, along with being straight. Any negative comment made towards any non-white person is now defined as racism. Racists are required to serve five years in prison as well as undergo regular mental evaluations to ensure no more racism exists in the body, as per federal law.
Nowadays, racism is most popular among groups such as the Wonder Whitey Fighting Force from the Whitey-First Century, although it is also common among circles who are just looking for something to bitch about.
- ↑ I'm not a racist, some of my fairest acquaintances are black, but it's obvious that black people are the only true racists these day. Not only do they committ the most crimes, but they blame everything on whitey and voted for that Jewish puppet reptillian piece of trash Obama because he's black. That's racist.
- ↑ Named after the color of the lights they hang on their Christmas trees.
- ↑ Because they are all homosexuals.
- ↑ Because they are part-white and part-American Indian.
- ↑ Of course, the liberal Jewish media would never tell you that.
- ↑ Though, that is also kind of colored yellow as well...
- ↑ I'm not a racist, in fact I'm black myself. But I think there is a world of difference between hardworking, honest black people and crime-comitting, lying, cheating niggers.
- ↑ Especially if it's anti-white racism.
- ↑ Which was founded by Democrats, might I remind you...
- ↑ Hitler was a liberal, you know.
- ↑ Especially the United Kingdom.
- ↑ And before you ask me "Do you hate Jews?", OF COURSE I HATE JEWS! I HATE ALL JEWS! All of you people are Zionist reptillian shapeshifters who are responsible for the deaths of millions upon billions of whites. And don't give me that "I'm Jewish, I'm not a Zionidt" crap. ALL Jews are Zionists. All of them were raised through Zionist teachings and the Illuminati's lies.
- ↑ As if Jews haven't taken over our nation and media complex already...