ROFL
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“There once was a band called 'Rapid Eye Movement'. WTF ROFL”
~ StImPy on ROFL
“Wasn't ROFL the tall one from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy?”
~ George W. Bush on ROFL
“To master the ROFL ability, one must acquire a floor on which to roll, and a easily piqued sense of humour. I have both.”
~ Oscar Wilde on ROFL
“SO I HERD J00 L13K MUDK1PZ”
~ Defil3d on ROFL
“LMAO”
~ random guy on ROFL
“We're using ROFLbombers because of their greater firepower. But they move like Windows 7, so watch it.”
~ ROFlpilot on ROFL
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[edit] Roflcopter
The ROFLcopter comes in four flavors: Spicey, sour, Shitty, and blue. Daniel is an example of a roflcopter. Adam is also an example of a roflcopter. It was originally engineered by North Korean mad scientists, and during the Thet Offensive, American prisoners managed to cause a massive prison break out, and managed to commandeer this top secret piece of military equipment. The Americans managed to destroy the entire complex, as well as 70% of North Korea due to the unfathomable power of the ROFLcopter. Upon returning, all the Americans had to say for the daring raid/complete and total victory in North Korea and Vietnam was, "Heil me plz!!!1!11one"
Not to be confused with a Roflchopter of Wafflecopter or a Rosencopter. The three are very similar but the Roflchopter's name ends in "chopter" and also it is relatively less funny for some reason. The Wafflecopter is a waffle in a helicopter. If a waffle is placed in helicopter it will instantly become a wafflecopter. If a waffle is placed in a roflcopter or a roflchopter it will become a waffleroflcopter or a waffleroflchopter. A Rosencopter (known by very, very few people as "Sage") simply fails epically in its final minutes before crashing to the turf. All aforementioned "copters" make the sound "soi soi soi soi soi" What if you placed perhaps a pancake in a roflcopter...the possibilities are endless.....
Pancakes is another history , if your friend was like *R0FL3 ! GOTZ W4FAIL U DUNT LOOLOLOL, than you should post about him in your blog.
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The ROFLCOPTER re-enforced by the new LMAO tank, armed with High Explosive Anti-Noob (HEAB) ammunition ,the ROFLCOPTER s also used to transport and support soliders armed with AFK-47s. This picture was taken in the barrens of zomgness.
See also wafflecopter
[edit] Family Life
I did your mom
ROFLcopter, as stated beforehand was created by the onions, but this was only a lie as ROFLcopter was the lovechild of Barack Obama and Rick Astley. ROFLcopter attended Baltimore acadamy, and achieved an A* in computer programming (this would later lead to him developing Microsoft Sam, an evil virus). However ROFLcopter's time at Baltimore acadamy meant that he got bullied by wafflecopter in the playground and this was a contributing factor to the MC Hammer incident. When ROFLcopter told His Father he was being bullied God disowned him and ROFLcopter converted to sciencetology. Everytime ROFLcopter flies he goes 'Soi soi soi soi soi soi' and is a secret message to Tom Cruise which is a creed they created in a game of Chinese Whispers.
(ROFLCOPTER vandalism was removed from here) possibly to put off font eating ZOMGIES
[edit] The Legend of the Microsoft Sam ROFLCOPTER
It has been told, that by performing ancient rituals and rites, one can turn their computer into a mythical ROFLCOPTER. According to the legend, if one were to type in the characters "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi" in to the Microsoft Sam speech tool under Start>Settings>Control Panel> Speech>Text to Speech (select Microsoft Sam as the voice), then he would reward you for your quest by making an hilarious ROFLCOPTER sound that sounds like "swa swa swa swa swa etc...". (this actually works, try it, it's hilarious XD).
Roflcopter also means when you have you dick in a girls ass and it spins around causing her to laugh.
[edit] ROFL Nowadays
=P i love de rofl =P love jason f
Nowadays ROFL is used by the internet pirates and is internet-speak for "reach out for lube." The statement normally is used when a user of the "internet" needs to "FAP." Many people don't really know the true meaning of ROFL and scientists have studied its origins for more than 23 decades and have come up with nothing. However in 2004 it was discovered that the word ROFLMAPOTOMOS could be derived from the root ROFL, if one found themself in such a situation that "Rubbbing On Fat Lesbians," just quite could'nt cut it. Also, it has been recently discovered that in the year 2006 in an old encyclopedia that ROFL stands for Russian Orthodox Fraternity Lubov. ROFLAOMG!LMFAO! It has also been heard ROFL could also stand for Raping Our Freaking Llamas...you sick llama rapers!!!
[edit] Relationships
ROFL once dated LOLLERSKATES, and even after the birth of their child "ROFLSKATES", ROFL was feeling awkward and became asexual. He now calls himself "ROFLCOPTAR" and disregards and former knowledge of his ex-lover and son. Oprah Winfrey oddly approves of these actions, but advises you not to stare directly into his eyes or death will be instantaneous.
[edit] Origins of Rofl
It has been speculated that ROFL originated from chinese. A symbol that is believed to mean 'lol' or 'lmao' is included in the chinese alphabet. In its translation, it may have been mistaken for the symbol for waffle, as its appearance suggests. This lead to the term "WAFL!" to be used in place of the traditional terms 'lol' or 'lmao'.
[edit] Really, What Is A ROFL?
It actually means Roll on floor laughing.
A condition in which the victim is overcome with uncontrollable hysterical laughter and loss of motor function untlil they are reduced to that of a helpless rolling large ugly, infant,immature turd,retarded elephant, bushdidit. A sad disease that only affects those who lack a daily diet of social interaction. More than five minutes affected by rofl will horribly cripple the victims muscles resulting in Mortal Kombat FATALITY!!
[edit] ROFLMAONAISE
ROFLMAONAISE is similar ROFLMAO but it has naise on the end to sound like a pus like substance commonly found on nerds faces. Maonaise tastes funny. But ROFLMAONAISE tastes like Hillary Clintons breast milk from her left breast and the peak of her ovualation..
Oh and btw, my Roflcopter goes... SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!
[edit] ROTMFFLMMFAOOVFL
This is the longest known "lol" acronym. It stands for: Rolling on the Mother Fucking Floor Laughing my Mother Fucking Ass off out Very Fucking Loud. Only use this lol acronym when there is an emergency.
[edit] JUSTREMEMBER
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[edit] The Rofl Cake
The Rofl Cake was invented in 1675 by an Ukrainian scientist Man named Imran Rofl, he lived from 1657 - 1676. The Rofl Cake seemed to be his last (Following others; like the very famous Roflcopter, the Rofl train and the chinese only RoflKnife) invention but recently, scientists have been searching his brain for more Rofl fun.
He was discovered by his female whore, named Roflette, pickled in a 55 Metre Squared Rofl-Cake that was approximatly 2 metres high, this was during the Strongbow World Records (SWR) where Rofl was attempting to make the biggest Rofl cake in the world, not surprisingly, Roflette got the prize for constructing the Rofl Cake, and Roflette got the position of Rofl Queen in the House Of Rofl, but later got over run, by the more famous German man, Adölf Lòl, from the 6th Generation of his Great great great great great great Grandfather Ben Lòleth, who created the Lol Train.
[edit] See also
BAM BAM
