User:Arotenbe/RIAA Form 3288A
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Name of target: _______________________ City: ___________________ State: ___
District: _____________________ Home address: __________________________________
Social Security #: __________________ Favorite ice cream flavor: _______________________
Annual income (0 if child or dead): $_______________
Is target available to appear in court?: [ ] Yes [ ] Don't we win if they don't show up?
Does target have poor legal defense?: [ ] Yes [ ] Who cares, let's sue 'em anyway!
Does target have a history of pirating music?: [ ] Yes [ ] Yes [ ] Yes
Does evidence exist?: [ ] Yes [ ] Yes, but we planted it [ ] Does it matter?
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