RBD

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RBD (Real Bad Dancers) is a Mexican pop group. The group is composed of six egotistic plastic dolls: Anahi, Dulce Maria, Maite Perroni, Alfonso Herrera, Christopher Yukerman, and Christian Chavez. The pop group is known for their signing and telenovela acting. It also should be noted that they are terrific role models for oue kids. (This only applies to retarded, homosexual,idiotic kids).

[edit] History

RBD originated from the retarded Mexican telenovela Rebelde and made the jump to the "real" world in 2004 when the soap opera ended. After that RBD realized their potential to become profesional strippers so they started recording their lap dances in England. The band members stated that they are not racists,even though they offended 1000000 niggers . Today,RBD doesn't exist. The reasons of their "brake-up" remain unknown. It's only known that Dulce and Anahi became tranvestites and Christian was featured in Playboy along with Michael Jackson in a rather unfitting pose...

[edit] Discography

[edit] Albums in Spanish

• Rebelde (We are the gay ones)
• Nuestro Amor (Our Money)
• Celestial (Infernal)
• Empezar Desde Cero (Starting to jack money)

[edit] Albums in English

• Rebels (English version of Rebelde)

[edit] Albums in Portuguese

• Amorichi Revelde (Rebel Love)

[edit] Albums in Japanese

• Mechi Brishi Go Pikachuchu (My Big Fat Ego)

[edit] Messages

Rebelde has been know to be the group with the most haters in the world. The president of mexico, Lord Speedy Gonzales, expelled them from the country and the group members now reside in South Africa were homosexuallity is tolerated. Rebelde was known for stuffing subliminal messages in their songs. they once tried fitting six hundred and sixty six subliminal messages for good luck. unfourtunately their subliminal messages said to stop buying their cd's thus bringing the group to ruins. THEY SUCK

[edit] Covers

RBD has good music. They covered songs from Hilary Duff and Kelly Clarkson and translated them to Spanish. An example is "Tu Dulce Voz" which RBD got from Hilary Duff's "Little Voice". RBD is known for their retarted lyrics filled with subliminal messages. When played backwards their hit single "rebelde" rebeals a message inviting kids to throw lasagna at their parents and teachers. RBD is also known for hiring indegenous slaves to clean their wigs after every concert. The RBD group members have been spoted at the Salvation Army shopping for their atire. notice the rags they weat when on stage.