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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example, {{redirect|Stupid page}}
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with Old version(s) of or explain in other ways.
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example: [[:Category:Name]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:


The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is March 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

March 8

File:Senpi.gif - Unused and very bad quality: useless. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 08:44, March 8, 2018 (UTC)

March 6

Crimson direhorn mount - Useless, test, no content. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 07:21, March 6, 2018 (UTC)

March 1

File:Foto no exif (2).jpg Request to delete, accidentally duplicate --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:06, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

February 23

Fortnite - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC)
Jørpeland - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC)

February 20

User:Maxlanzotti/Montesarchio - Attack page/cyberbullying/defamation: following this user requests, specially this and this),
 I noticed the same kind of defamation by a user that was here only for this scope.
 For the same reason of this deletion, page to delete as soon as possible. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
User talk:Maxlanzotti/Massimo Chiacchio - talk of a deleted (attack) page. Unused, and see the reasons shown above. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
File:Montesarchio.jpg - used only in this attack page. Same reason shown above. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)

February 16

Crystal Jewels MiniZ - no humor, promotional style. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
Template:Infobox animanga/h - not working. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC)

February 15

File:Dbs5.jpg - unused and, btw, unusable (note: uploaded yesterday by a noob as his only contrib). --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 06:42, February 15, 2018 (UTC)

February 9

File:74958q.jpg - exact duplicate of File:Dutton lrg-1.jpg, uploaded today by the same user. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 15:23, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
Royal and prior uncyclopedia - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 15:14, February 9, 2018 (UTC)

February 4

Why?:Why is my penis small - contentless. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 00:23, February 4, 2018 (UTC)

January 31

Luca dean - gibberish, and looks like an attack page. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 10:03, January 31, 2018 (UTC)

January 29

Why?:9+10 - gibberish, same anon IP author of 9+10, still deleted. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 01:32, January 29, 2018 (UTC)

January 27

Supermega - nonsense gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC)
File talk:Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png - Used by TheLastSliceIsMine! to spam. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC)

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