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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example, {{redirect|Stupid page}}
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with Old version(s) of or explain in other ways.
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example: [[:Category:Name]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:


The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is January 16. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

October 27

 Yolophonics - typing practice with insult --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 23:23, October 27, 2017 (UTC)

October 17

Lucky Charms - Nothing more than a dumb in-joke. Need this page deleted so I can move Lucky the Leprechaun over to that name

October 9

File:Edouard-Henri Avril (18).jpg - pr0n
If the Nipple Police object, then it goes. Till then...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, October 17, 2017 (UTC)

September 21

Rocket Man finds Major Don - appears to consist of nothing but a lengthy link.

July 9

File:Arabian golf.jpg - unused

June 24


June 8

File:How to get people to show you their boobs.jpg - unused, cyberbullying, illegal content, etc
Rhys Trudgen - more vanity

June 7

Jacob DiGiacomo - vanity

June 4

File:BlackSpinalTap.jpg - Better version has been uploaded

May 30

Ayden Fellerhoff

May 27

Taking a huge nasty sheet

May 19

Julie The Good Bee - author blanked
I like to eat da poop

May 15

Trans-Siberian Railway
High-speed rail

April 29

User:Macboswell/Space Harrier - Moved to mainspace

April 28

Patryk sroka - cyberbullying

April 24

User:Costa Coffee - Accidental creation instead of moving to mainspace

April 8


April 7

File:Yoshi 070724d-l.jpg

April 3


April 2

File:UNSC Marines in Halo 3.jpg
File:Super Obama.jpg

April 1


March 20

Old Dirty Bastard

March 17

Image:Shahbaz Chauhdry.jpg

March 16

File:Maniac Mansion.jpg
File:Ultra violent game.gif

March 3


February 19

File:Banjo Turbanie World trade center.jpg
File:Boy George Eyes.jpg
File:ElfenLied Kanae.PNG
File:ElfenLied Nana01.PNG
File:2377782949 048eb62a2d.jpg Used in userspace
File:Guinnessreal2.jpg Spike put it to use
File:Guy walking game.gif
File:2502 l.jpg

January 28

RapeShield- Cyberbullies Patty Ann Kenle. Although it is based off something encyclopedic, there's no redeeming value nor potential for one.
   --Must go to VFD

January 11

File:Rosie O'Donnell grimace.jpg - Higher-res image has been uploaded
File:Mr Ed (7068173189).jpg
File:Rocket Belt general view.png

January 10


January 9

File:Saturday Night Fever Comparisons.jpg - Better version has been uploaded
Curious George - I need to move Bi-curious George to this name
   No, redirected in the other direction --Spike

January 6

File:Fat Controller.jpg
File:The penguin.jpg

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