Qu'ran Canker Sore 31
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Canker Sore 31 is a notorious canker sore of the Qu'ran, featuring a superhero named "Slickman". In Canker Sore 31, Slickman is driven nuts. But he saves the day, while both sides hurl long-winded insults and very egocentric conceits. This is what happens when preindustrial people try to write a holy book: they get longwinded and out of breath. Thus, the following can put you to sleep. Just warning ya.