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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:


The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is July 26. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

July 25


July 22

File:Excel and Hyatt.jpg

July 21

File:Riker bitches.jpg

July 20


July 19

Tattooine Misspelling of Tatooine, a needless redirect.
   I think assuming the name resembled "tattoo" is a mistake we should adapt to.  --Spike

July 18

HowTo:Be happy - expired ICU, page didn't improve much
Jazz Shield - same as above
UnScripts:Evil Lessons - expired WIP, page didn't improve
Instagram - same as above
Keighley - expired WIP, short and unfunny
North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences - blanked by author
   --unblanked by Spike
One Thousand and One Nights - I'm not sure if this needs to be put on VFD, but it's ridiculous that this article didn't get deleted
   --a contest entry by PuppyOnTheRadio, but I'd vote for VFD
Samsung Philippines R&D - zero humor
  Not really funny and not really English, but Anton199 got involved.  VFD?  --Spike
Special:UnusedVideos   Done --Spike
Special:Videos - I probably wouldn't delete all of them, but I've seen that this wiki hates youtube videos
   Will let editors clean up respective pages (could be you).  --Spike
Dogs Die In Hot Cars
HowTo:Go to Washington From Texas (Guide)
  PuppyOnTheRadio participated and his Edit Summaries imply there is humor.  VFD?  --Spike
HowTo:Really really really piss off Bizzeebeever/fuck
  Insider vanity from a departed generation; should pass VFD  --Spike
Welsh Not - literally copy from Wikipedia, only difference is that article subject is shown as reward, not punishment.
I don't think it needs VFD, but if so, I'll put this on after VFD cleans up
The Watford Photon Torpedo Disaster - very low amount of content
  Yeah, but Admin joined the effort; should pass VFD  --Spike
MainPageTemp  Renamed --Spike

July 17

File:Gino Ginelli.jpg
File:Seal hungry.JPG
File:Stolen quarter.jpg
File:I Dream of Jeannie.gif
File:Doadeadoralive posterbig.jpg
File:Simpsons rocko.JPG
File:Nakedrocko.JPG Unused.

July 15

User:Joeb6086/Pepe (redirect) (delete)
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001/wikipedia - {{wikipedia}} template created for use in this one article,
which eventually got removed from said article, and I don't think there is need to put it back.

July 13

King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1III (redirect) (delete) - pointless/vandal redirect

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