Python
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This article is about the snake called python. For the article about Monty Python or Python programming language, open the corresponding link.
Python is a highly aggressive snake of the Snakus Arrogantus sub-genus. The snake is most commonly found in areas of the globe that are frequently examined by naive journalists and foreign 'experts' with no historical or basic cultural context.They matte
A python, commonly thought to be called David Schwimmer, achieved a highly popular stage following during several Broadway seasons in the late 1630s. The seizure of the popular consciousness allowed it's election to the post of Grand King of the Tasmanian Tiger movement in New Zealand, and later became the rebel group's viceroy, stationed in Los Angeles. It underwent a tragic death following the Oscar Wilde/Metallica initiated Los Angeles Riots. It's life was popularised into the hit comedy The Viceroy from Miami.
Pythons generally love to eat idiotic Australians who have a death wish and are named Steve. They can be lengths measuring 1cm to 50ft, and eat one Steve every five days. Many people like to call themselves a Python but none of them are and your mom knows it to be so.
A well-known feature of the python is its uncanny ability to gregariously produce surreal British sketches, scaring away potential predators with its intimidating cry of "Ex-parrot!"
Python is also the name of a Satanic group who wants to control all Computers and Mobile phones. They are already controlling all Toasters and Fridges in the world.
