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“ If pussy was falling from the sky, you would see me doing the crabwalk naked!”

~ Oscar Wilde on The greastest weather ever

“ My pussy is hanging out!”

~ Britney Spears on Papparazi

“ Having 2 pussies is great.”

~ Paris Hilton on her cat

“ In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you! Tsar Alota Vagina, when chased by a wild pussy”

~ {{{2}}}

Whether it is edible is a matter of dispute, but many male porn performers think so and great-tasting pussy is becoming very popular with teenagers who shave their pubies.

Pussies have been known to be made into pies and even compared to warm apple pie. There is also believed to be a sperm flavor, although these are very rare in virgo's since About 76.8% sleep around...cocks.

Some researchers would contend there is ongoing experimentation to back that claim; but no one really seems to care.

Some feminists have been known to put pussy on their hairy cryptonite crowns, which has superman flying in for a lick every time wonderwoman is taking a bubble bath.

The pussy industry is controlled by Americans, a fact which often results in frustration among terrorist wankers. The results can be seen in the booming pussy farms in the Mddle East and Eastern Europe to feed Kazakhistani senators led by Borat .

The great spy and pussy specialist Austin Powers came with the groovy idea that the pussy should come equipped with a trigger, eEasier to slip by metal detectors and twice as good...yeaaa babyyyyy! but be careful,pussy is wet, slippery and highly flammable.

[edit] Commercial uses of pussy and pussy-liquids

Some scientists suggests that getting a wet-pussy wipe on your face everyday when you wake up is very good for your memory, and has totally no side-effects. Bottles of pussy-liquids are available for sale on the market in sex toy stores. These liquids are often sold as "amazing healing oil", since they do an excellent job on removing pimples or scars on your face. If you cannot afford it, you can even collect the liquids by yourself! Simple task, easy to get and perfectly safe. Pussy liquids from other animals such as cows,horses,sugar-gliders, or even baboons have different effects. Let's take the cow as an example: The pussy liquid from the cow often tastes like warm sugar, and using them instead of soap when you wash your hands with make your hand even cleaner than soap, and, most surprisingly, it has an anti-bacterial effect. All the pussy liquids from all creatures have there own special effect, but remember, fish pussy don't work! If you see a "fish-pussy-liquid" product, don't buy it. It's likely that the liquid is the urine of the shopkeeper's dirty ass mother who is a bar skank at "Mikey's". Remember to check the "best-before" date before buying any of those liquids. Highly recommended for teenagers and seniors and preschoolers.

[edit] How to use pussy liquid to make you younger

All pussy liquids, no matter from what animal, have totally no side effects (Except that if the ju). It's suggested to use 10ml of those nice and good smelling liquids per day, except for cow's and crab's pussy products. You can use as much cow-pussy (CoP for short) and hoe-pussy(Hoe-P for short) liquids as you like in a day, because they don't work as efficiently as other pussy liquids. Furthermore, you can use them as perfumes.The Hoe-P liquid has a strong, grassy smell. Do wipe some when you go to parties and weddings. Crap liquids have, as you might know, a crabby smell. Most Of The Heo-P's smell like Sushi sticks since most of them sleep arpund to get work & pay , so avoid buying those. Higher quality Crap is used as a perfume in France, because French don't take baths , Especially Mr.Melikovich who is a teacher that actually takes showers, but instead use perfume to cover up the unbearable scent. It doesn't work so get lost fags and Pussy Pussy, Pussy Pussy!

[edit] See also

• Admins
• Eating beaver Pussy
• Muff diving
• Navigating the moose knuckle
• Cunt
• Asia
• Horse
• Your Momz
• Hoe
• Smut
• DaKnock Orasama
• Osama Bin Laden
• Kitten Huffing
• Bonsai Kitten
• Vertical smile
• Jimbo Wales