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[edit] How Could You Not Luff This Puppy???

[edit] Only Nazis don't Luff this Puppy!

[edit] Are You a Nazi?

[edit] You look like you might be a Nazi.

[edit] They Call It Puppy luff!

[edit] DO IT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU FOR BEING A NAZI!

[edit] I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING DOG THAT IF YOU DON'T LUFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PUPPY RIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PUPPY-HATING NAZI ASS!

[edit] You do NOT have to luff this puppy, UNLESS YOU ARE A NAZI! In which case you probably would luff this puppy... You are one sick bastard, you know that?

=Disclaimer= THIS IS YOU YOU SICK FUCK! All death threats were stimulated for your viewing pleasure.
Puppy Luff is however required in order to avoid a severe frowning.