Psychopath

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A typical psychopath.

“Psychopaths can be very dangerous.”

~ Captain Obvious on Psychopath

“What a vile, murderous psychopath”

~ Everyone else on You

A psychopath is the walking on the path to psycho recovery. He is made of reddish tarmac. Sort of.

Psychopathy (aka asocial personality disorder aka sociopath aka Antisocial personality disorder aka asshole) is a psychological dysfunction that leads to trouble. The DSM-V diagnose the disorder as follows «A patient who does not pay his bills because he "didn't get anything out of it" » There are 6 billion people around the world with this disorder right...now.

[edit] How to recognize a Psychopath (Diagnostic criteria)

There are many ways to recognize a psychopath. You probably know one, and as soon as you'll learn this criteria, you to can diagnose people with this illness.

People who have no empathy (i.e. Laughs at people getting hurt on Americas funniest videos)
Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
Everyone who you do not like is probably psycho. (Do you like yourself?)
People who fail (they had it coming)
People who will not be PC (they are pure evil)
People who wins (No one wins who deserve it)
People who wants to be a psychiatrist
Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
People who smile to much (you know they aren't right!)
Superficial charm
All males are psychopaths[1]

[edit] Relationship with other mental disorders

Psychopaths kick every other mental disorders butt.

[edit] Causes

You haven't seen Dexter have you? How about Hannibal Rising then? No? Well, then you are worthless, but I guess I will waste my time trying to explain it to you. Your mum should have left you to die, you hear me? Let me see. How can I explain kindergarten knowledge to a moron?

So when a female loves a man she will open her legs to reveal something hot and juicy in between. The man will then salute her with an erection and penetrate her. When the man has penetrate her enough he will take his erection out of her and empty his white man elixir on the woman's stomach. The woman need this to feel that she is alive and worthy and will therefore in gratitude eat this while the man is looking. Do you understand everything so far? If not, I will hit you!

Anyway, sometimes something goes horribly wrong. The man's erection doesn't spill his man elixir on the woman's stomach but instead inside her. This makes the woman crazy because she needs it and craves it alot. As her hatred for the man grows, also called penis envy, a cancer will grow inside her. This cancer has to be removed shortly by pills or an operation is needed. If the last solution is not executed in time then a child is made. Any questions? SHUT UP!

So if the child is female it's okay to strangle her because she is not a whole human, but if it is a boy suddenly the cancer gets rights. These rights used properly will make a man out of it and then it will become a full psycho. All clear? No? THEN WATCH DEXTER OR HANNIBAL RISING!

[edit] Renegade Psychopaths

Those rare psychopaths who manage to escape the institution in which they are raised will eventually (if not devoured by rogue assembly language programmers in a process not unlike kitten huffing) will eventually proceed through several larval forms before ultimately emerging as "Shrinks," a kind of Doctor. In the Shrink stage they have virtually no natural predators, as they are able to make your brain explode. They develop Psionic powers of the mind.