Psychopath
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“Psychopaths can be very dangerous.”
~ Captain Obvious on Psychopath
“What a vile, murderous psychopath”
~ Everyone else on You
A psychopath is the walking on the path to psycho recovery. He is made of reddish tarmac. Sort of.
Psychopathy (aka asocial personality disorder aka sociopath aka Antisocial personality disorder aka asshole) is a psychological dysfunction that leads to trouble. The DSM-V diagnose the disorder as follows «A patient who does not pay his bills because he "didn't get anything out of it" » There are 6 billion people around the world with this disorder right...now.
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[edit] How to recognize a Psychopath (Diagnostic criteria)
There are many ways to recognize a psychopath. You probably know one, and as soon as you'll learn this criteria, you to can diagnose people with this illness.
- People who have no empathy (i.e. Laughs at people getting hurt on Americas funniest videos)
- Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
- Everyone who you do not like is probably psycho. (Do you like yourself?)
- People who fail (they had it coming)
- People who will not be PC (they are pure evil)
- People who wins (No one wins who deserve it)
- People who wants to be a psychiatrist
- Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
- People who smile to much (you know they aren't right!)
- Superficial charm
- All males are psychopaths[1]
[edit] Relationship with other mental disorders
Psychopaths kick every other mental disorders butt.
[edit] Renegade Psychopaths
Those rare psychopaths who manage to escape the institution in which they are raised will eventually (if not devoured by rogue assembly language programmers in a process not unlike kitten huffing) will eventually proceed through several larval forms before ultimately emerging as "Shrinks," a kind of Doctor. In the Shrink stage they have virtually no natural predators, as they are able to make your brain explode. They develop Psionic powers of the mind.
[edit] See also
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