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==Starting Up==
 
==Starting Up==
[[Image:AtomicBandLogo.jpg|thumb|The Band's Official Logo]]
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[[Image:AtomicBandLogo.jpg|thumb|The Band's Official Logo.]]
 
The band met at a [[Hello Kitty]] convention in [[Los Angeles]], where lead singer Joss Hosanna handed out fliers to a public [[Orgy]]. Any person who then arrived at the orgy would automatically be in the band. This is a popular technique in starting a metal band, and is still used today.
 
The band met at a [[Hello Kitty]] convention in [[Los Angeles]], where lead singer Joss Hosanna handed out fliers to a public [[Orgy]]. Any person who then arrived at the orgy would automatically be in the band. This is a popular technique in starting a metal band, and is still used today.
   
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==Founding Members==
 
==Founding Members==
*'''Joss Hosanna''': [[Vocals]]
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* '''Joss Hosanna''': [[Vocals]]
*'''Peter Hack''': [[AAAAAAAA!|Backup Vocals]] and Other General Screaming
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* '''Peter Hack''': [[AAAAAAAA!|Backup Vocals]] and Other General Screaming
*'''Lax Pax''': [[Guitar|Lead Guitar]] and Other Distortion Effects
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* '''Lax Pax''': [[Guitar|Lead Guitar]] and Other Distortion Effects
*'''John Kakpa''': [[Bass|Bass Guitar]]
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* '''John Kakpa''': [[Bass|Bass Guitar]]
*'''Ian Hanna''': [[Drums]]
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*' ''Ian Hanna''': [[Drums]]
   
 
==Initial Reactions==
 
==Initial Reactions==
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Joss Hosanna's father disowned him when he found out that Joss burnt down the house and murdered his baby brother. Hosanna later stated that his father's reaction was 'totally uncalled for'.
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* Joss Hosanna's father disowned him when he found out that Joss burnt down the house and murdered his baby brother. Hosanna later stated that his father's reaction was "totally uncalled for."
*Although John Kakpa denied all accusations of [[incest]], he did state that he is pro [[bestiality]].
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* Although John Kakpa denied all accusations of [[incest]], he did state that he is pro [[bestiality]].
*The band is very much aware of [[hygiene]], and they have stated that they always wash their hands before '''and''' after a show which would involve eating [[feces]].
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* The band is very much aware of [[hygiene]], and they have stated that they always wash their hands before '''and''' after a show which would involve eating [[feces]].
*[[Paris Hilton]] loves them. Occasionally they get together to swap [[vomit]].
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* [[Paris Hilton]] loves them. Occasionally they get together to swap [[vomit]].
*Lax Pax occasionally uses a sharpened [[crucifix]] to fatally stab people who make fun of his name.
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* Lax Pax occasionally uses a sharpened [[crucifix]] to fatally stab people who make fun of his name.
*Ian Hanna has a doctorate degree in musicology. He only plays the drums because 'fuck you, Ms. Lamen.'
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* Ian Hanna has a doctorate degree in musicology. He only plays the drums because '"fuck you, Ms. Lamen."
   
 
==See also==
 
==See also==
*[[Psychology]]
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* [[Psychology]]
*[[Metal]]
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* [[Metal]]
*[[sound|Noise]]
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* [[sound|Noise]]
*[[Music]]
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* [[Music]]
   
 
[[Category:Bands That Your Mom Secretly Listens To While You're At Work/School/Whatever It Is You Do During The Day]]
 
[[Category:Bands That Your Mom Secretly Listens To While You're At Work/School/Whatever It Is You Do During The Day]]

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“I do not in the least approve of their music, but their lyrics are the shit”
~ Queen Elizabeth II on The Psychologists

The Psychologists is an American metal band. They were most notable for their album "So how the fuck does that shit make you feel?"

edit Starting Up

AtomicBandLogo

The Band's Official Logo.

The band met at a Hello Kitty convention in Los Angeles, where lead singer Joss Hosanna handed out fliers to a public Orgy. Any person who then arrived at the orgy would automatically be in the band. This is a popular technique in starting a metal band, and is still used today.

The members chose the name for the band through a rigorous process of opening the Oxford English Dictionary and choosing the first word they see as the name.

edit Founding Members

edit Initial Reactions

Their first album You Have To Make The Fucking Choice was released in 1997. Although it was popular among royalty, it failed to catch the eye of their target audience: Kids who want to scare their parents.

Reviews for the album were mixed. GothMusic.com gave it the prestigious "Seven Seals of Approval" award, while Smudged Makeup Magazine gave it the embarrassing "Claude Debussy's Lovemusic" stamp.

It wasn't until their next album, "So How The Fuck Does That Shit Make You Feel", that The Psychologists began to make a real name for themselves.

edit Albums

The band has released only two albums as of yet.

The Psychologists' Albums
TitleCoverYearMost Popular Track
You Have To Make The Fucking Choice AtomicYouHave 1997 Just Give Me The Pills
So How The Fuck Does That Shit Make You Feel AtomicSoHow 2004 Hmm, Semen Cakes

edit Trivia

  • Joss Hosanna's father disowned him when he found out that Joss burnt down the house and murdered his baby brother. Hosanna later stated that his father's reaction was "totally uncalled for."
  • Although John Kakpa denied all accusations of incest, he did state that he is pro bestiality.
  • The band is very much aware of hygiene, and they have stated that they always wash their hands before and after a show which would involve eating feces.
  • Paris Hilton loves them. Occasionally they get together to swap vomit.
  • Lax Pax occasionally uses a sharpened crucifix to fatally stab people who make fun of his name.
  • Ian Hanna has a doctorate degree in musicology. He only plays the drums because '"fuck you, Ms. Lamen."

edit See also

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