Psycho
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“Just another slasher movie”
~ Leonard Maltin, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, and that Roeper guy on Psycho
“Hee! Hee! Hee! HEE!”
~ Violins on Psycho
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“Oedipus shmedipus, your mother loves you!”
~ Norman Bates to Norman Bates
Psycho is a 1960 film by Alfred Hitchcock.
Psycho is a very popular story in which tourists are usually the victims of shower attacks. While other horror film monsters kill their prey just anywhere, audiences subconsciously appreciated the cleanliness of the murderer by doing in the victim while in the tub because it's just easier to clean up the mess. And evidence.
Many people, everyday are really psychos. They are everywhere and try to kill people whenever they can, because they are psycho. The police have been somewhat successful in putting some of them away where they eventually make parole and are given measly jobs working as motel attendants.
[edit] List of real life Psychos
- George Dubya Bush
- Sweeney Todd
- Charles Whitman
- Seung-Hui Cho
- Sephiroth
- Christine (Yes, the car)
- Dick Cheney
- Zombies
- Doctor Emmett Brown
- Borat Sagdiyev
- Osama bin Laden
- Danny Williams
- John ‘Swinging Jack' Thompson
- Anne Widdecombe
- Branko Minic
- Stephen Barratt
- The old guy across the street with a shotgun
- The wombles- Craig and Gary Goldsmith (seriously insane)
- Amy Winehouse
- Albert Fish seriously, check it out
- Sylar
- Ed Gein
