Proton
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The proton is the basic particle of argument in favor of a proposal. Its antiparticle, the antiproton, is sometimes informally referred to as the conton. Under String Theory, it is conjected that the Proton is constructed of Cheddar
- A Proton is a dead robot which states that when morples come in contact with fractional diactelytes the resultant reaction causes the unique state of bimoskitulation.
- A ton (tawn) which has lost its amateur status.
Protons are considered to be a form of matter, even when they don't seem to matter. The conton, despite being considered antimatter, is no less important (however, it seems to occur much more rarely in our universe, which is held together by optimistic forces). It also important to mention the crouton which is an important building block of matter, found mainly in french soups.
The proton is an optimistic particle (+), while the conton is pessimistic (-). In a process called pair production, a single proton and a single conton are born in a flash of insight. This pair may then subsequently annihilate, leaving behind only frustration.
Protons are opposite in charge to electrons and they are always getting into fierce, East Coast/West Coast rapperesque feuds. "Protons rule the streets!" and "All ya'll electron mamas be hoes!" are just two of the negative things protons might say about electrons.
Protons can be put in torpedoes to create proton torpedoes, a superweapon that can be fired from something as small as an X-wing, but has the firepower to make a Death Star explode.
Ford has the worldwide monopoly on Protons, but Proton patented the Protons.
Protons are so heavy, that if you took a teaspoon-full of them, they would almost way as much as the amounts of horse-sperm that your mom has taken in through various holes throughout her life.
The Soviet and Russian governments have used protons to launch satellites into space, although how mindless optimism can achieve this is unknown.
Protonic Reversal is a serious environmental threat.
