Propaganda

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I was truly amazed to see what great actors the Jews were, the way they immersed themselves in their roles was astonishing

~ Leni Riefenstahl on political film-making in Nazi Germany
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American President Barack Obama demonstrating his "Propaganda Skills" to pass life saving legislation which the Jesus freaks were against - and win an election of course.

Propaganda is an utterly fictional method of getting your point across and a kind of advertising for countries and corporations. It is one of the world's most popular forms of communication. Today most countries rely heavily on propaganda, and most governments worldwide use it in some form as well as the corporations that live and work under them and sometimes over them.

Most propaganda media is hired from companies. Such companies prefer to call their trade Spin, Public relations or truth enhancement.[1] Most political parties use propaganda, however, the behavior molding side-effects are never described as "propaganda" or as being a negative force unless it is the losing party in the propaganda war making the accusations.

Uses

The uses of propaganda are numerous and it is regularly used by those in power. It's utilized by free countries to promote corporate agendas such as selling hats or fatty foods to the inbred children who fight our wars. It is also used by despotic regimes to control populations. Modern propaganda is usually called 'spin', however, even the opposition takes part and as such, propaganda within the mass media is one of the most powerful forces known to man.

It is used to win elections, whether by the ballot box or by the gun to ensure public unrest does not result. The use of propaganda or derivative names is often blamed for a loss of public faith in political structures; however, most people 'can't handle the truth' and actually prefer to be 'misled' by leaders. In fact, people will side with a viewpoint they know to be wrong solely on the basis that an inferior party said something that plays more into their preferences.[2]

The earliest we are exposed to propaganda is most likely in the presence of our parents, who being good authority figures us it to ensure we develop in a desired way. It is often the case that fear is used in the form of imaginary enemies which present an ever-present and real danger which the offspring must be protected from. However like all methods of control it has positives and negatives and many feel propaganda is portrayed too positively. Those responsible for the portrayal of propaganda claim that they would rather be seen to do a good job so as to get their annual bonuses.

Techniques

Kimjongad

The interesting mix of propaganda and personality cults has proved popular in many parts of the world. Here is Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea, showing off his political and style acumen.

All propaganda is based on deception. Know your own lies and know your enemies lies and victory is certain against even the wisest and most corrupt opponents

~ Jesus Christ of Nazareth (pesky Jew), The King James Bible, somewhere in the sloppy second sequel

Most propaganda comes from the media, unless some heavies kicked the crap out of a "non-conformer". Such aggressive messages are usually directed at Jews or towel heads or some other undesirable group such as the Irish. Often propaganda is tied in with social commentary in an effort to reach out to communities and the general populace in order to "get them on message".

There are three commonly used types of propaganda and although technological developments have advanced, the techniques used remain largely the same. The convergence of technology in the digital age often means that the techniques used can be difficult to distinguish from one another.[3]

  • Conventional media: This tends to take the form of campaigns fought using public arenas such as billboards and the use of television and films. The theory is based on the Frankfurt School's idea that people were influenced directly by what they see or hear. Often images which present a certain point of view, however distorted, become fact. Similarly people reinforce realities they don't understand with fiction and such media is one of the best systems of control. It has been the case that over the past 20 years society has steered more towards being like a bus stop novel such as the Da Vinci code in the publics imagination.
  • Censorship: This is often done by propaganda departments in government. Often the more subtle, the better. For instance, The Daily Show pulls prime-time left wing audiences away from more serious channels like Sky news or Fox news. This is a more covert system for the financially endowed. However, for the poorer propaganda practitioner state banning of undesired content works well for a docile populace.
  • Word of mouth: Possibly the most covert and nefarious means practiced by governments to counter media bodies seeking to describe reality in a way that is not in keeping with the government's desires. This is often the work of a spin doctor who will give flak to disobedient reporters to ensure the media traffic remains positive. This has been practiced greatly by recent governments whose political parties have invested heavily in propaganda to not only win elections, but also pass policies which the press and counter-propaganda departments might oppose.

Types

Your future al-Zarqawi

American armed forces used this pamphlet piece of propaganda as for their 'Iraqi friends' about a terrorist who was becoming a 'turd that refused to flush' for the "coalition of the willing".

Media formats are great for propaganda as the message is often synonymous with the intended content and often programs such as the news portray ideologies and views regardless of impartial mandates. There are two main types, State, which is run by the government and Corporate, which is practiced by companies. Sometimes the two merge such as the BBC in the UK where a company effectively serves an economic as well as a political mandate.

Times have changed considerably from early propaganda, where obvious biases were tied into messages for a target audience, such as children's television with product placements for toys and fast food.[4] However in the digital age, maintaining this fragile system is becoming increasingly difficult as populaces question the logic of the fabrications.

A more intense variant of propaganda has started to emerge that defines itself more economically and makes use of the digital divide to enforce its view and subdue counter opposition. This propaganda works on the assumption that the recipient knows that they are receiving propaganda, but will buy into the illusion that they are free so as to give an impression of choice.[5]

State Propaganda

Most conventional media propaganda tends towards being politically charged at some level. The state was the originator of propaganda and is still arguably the best. In recent times, Alistair Campbell has become the poster boy for propaganda management and distribution. In a 2004 BBC interview he clarified his government position:

Cquote1 It wasn't propaganda; it was merely enhancing certain points and harassing the commercial and quango media enough into doing what we wanted. It was a pity the Tories wised up to our act and had the money to hire better shit slinging material than ours... Cquote2

The state pumping a point of view into the publics collective consciousness is the oldest type of propaganda. This takes many forms, often in public spectacles or subtle methods of manipulating the media through the press. This falls into the realms of commercial media and telling the difference in the world today is difficult. This older form used to project a message of patriotism, however, this has shrunk in favor of a more economically aspirational audience.[6]

Corporate Propaganda AKA "The Man"

Advertising remains one of the most commonly practiced type of propaganda today. It's also a more socially acceptable form of manipulation. People aren't really motivated by corporate attempts to cover up abuse or sell stuff however; the very personal aims of the consumers have a peculiar affect on memory. Large sums of money are spent yearly on suppressing up and coming brands and ensuring corporate supremacy. Rupert Murdoch is very notable for his role in corporate propaganda. He is infamous for explicitly blocking coverage of certain stories that might be outside of News Corps.' interests and this has spilled over into politics and education.

There are negative impacts to corporate propaganda such as fat people watching too much television and racking up massive debts from call in channels such as QVC and charity phone-ins which coincidentally invest heavily in counter propaganda to the corporations. The irony of good causes is that they are in fact the biggest investors in propaganda per the quotient of money they receive. Charities such as Amnesty International use spin aggressively to counter mainstream consensus constructed by journalists and PR firms.

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Footnotes

  1. The Propaganda on Propaganda is almost as important as the messages it conveys
  2. Wallet.
  3. Mostly though, countries or politicians are placed in similar situations to a nature documentary where Survival of the Fittest is key. However most opponents usually represent neither strength or intelligence.
  4. Works well for adult shows - for Desperate Housewives they should have more ads for johnnys and dildos.
  5. This is only sustained whilst the consumer is under the influence of the propaganda.
  6. The idea that people have the power is very true, however they have so much in common with the "scum" in power.

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