Proof that everything on the internet is true
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This proof is intended for people who have a basic but not advanced knowledge of teh tint`net. If you are able to tell the proof given here is a load of crap, this article will provide further confusion.
edit Proof
Given the field of the internet, I, over the complex plane, 
, and one universe,
where x is a statement found on the internet and r is the constant of accuracy of the internet given in units of monkeys per typewriter (MPT). Rearranging this along the complex plane, 
, we can easily solve for the r of the internet:
r = 29cosI
r = 1.0101011
Note that the constant of accuracy of the internet is higher than 1, which means that every statement is also a religious fact. Therefore the internet is also Jesus in binary form.
This proof can, however, be disputed by this simple paragraph. The internet being true is a huge lie, as is proven by the rule 'A guy in disguise unless proven otherwise'. Most girls who play games, watch Anime, watch porn or do anything like that on the internet are ACTUALLY guys posing. Simple way to prove this. Walk up to a female character in a internet game. Ask for 'her' to talk or send a pic or SOMETHING. They will run away from you, afraid of being found out. The original author of this article, SuperFreak is actually trying to cover up that she is actually a guy.
edit Internet = Bible
Everyone knows that the Bible is 100% true and if you don't believe it when you die God, who is normally a merciful and forgiving white guy, sends you to hell to be eternally raped in the ass (Unless you're gay because they're into that sort of thing. If you're gay God hated you as soon as you were conceived, he created you in his image though... Which is a titilating contradiction). Some communist bastards claim that the Bible contradicts itself and therefore ask how can it be true. Furthermore they think that the story of Jonah and the Whale is stupid, impossible and basically an insult to our intelligence. But how would that story exist if Jonah had died in the whale? He survived the ordeal and told the story to everyone and that's how it came about. There is no other explanation other than someone made it up but that's way more stupid then the first answer. The internet, which is exactly like the Bible, contradicts itself too. For example some websites say 9/11 was a conspiracy, others say it happened exactly as it played out live on the news. Therefore the internet is as irrefutably true as the Bible and if you don't believe in the internet you will go to internet hell. This is the website ogrish.com (Seriously don't ever look at it, it's just terrible real murders, animal torturings, rape... Basically everything that is wrong with humanity is featured on that site. I stumbled across it when i was 10 and... well... it's taken me 11 years to forget it) Damn... now I've lost my train of thought. Some girl jacked me off for 2 hours when I was drunk and I pissed blood for a week. It still kind of hurts. Don't do drugs.
