Professor Oak
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“Daddy, can I get a Ponyta?”
~ Ash on his father
“NO!”
~ Professor Oak on the above quote
Professor Sylvester "The Pimp" Oak (April 21, 1941 - June 27, 2009) was an elderly, but sexually capable, man, that knows more about pokemon than Ash, Max, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Ash's Mom combined. He was an expert, and yet at the same time, extremely gross.
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[edit] Biography
Oak was born on April 21, 1941 making him a little older than you. He was born to his mom and dad, whose names have been lost in time. They walked into a stolen time machine and got eaten by Ghengis Khan. Oak had it rough growing up in the Depression as an orphan. He lived in Wisconsin. Poor kid. There's like, nothing there but cheese, and Kahl-ee-foh-nee-ah's cheese is better anyways.
Somehow, he survived. And unlike a surprising proportion of people, there was NOTHING inappropriate involved. Wow. He ate cheese until he got sick, and then sat in a hospital until they cured him. When the doctor's demanded pay, he jumped out a window, and had to be readmitted. When he got better, he would sneak out. Then he would gorge on cheese. The cycle literally happened once a week. Apparently, the doctor's were too stupid to realize he wouldn't jump out another window.
He survived on odd jobs until he discovered Pokemon in the 70's. He studied them for twenty years, then released them in Japan in the 90's. He was an expert, and built many useful items for them like Pokeballs, and Potions.
In the 90's, after the release, Oak decided to have his own show, which he named Pokemon. But he needed someone to star, a son. So he had a foursome, and eventually Ash's Mom had one for Oak. and that his son tom oak has name gary oak.
[edit] In Pokemon
Oak has few roles in the show. He plays himself, and gives Ash a suped up Pikachu, named Pikachu. He usually is seen on his lab, 'taking care of' pokemon. What he does unfortunatly, can't be shown to those 8 year olds that watch the show. For example, on Pokemon chronicles, he was kidnapped by two rocket grunts and ass raped by Dr Nanba (a Dr Wily wanna-be). He wanted a Pokerus sample to further his research.
He has minimal roles, usually showing up for major events, then disapearing.
[edit] professor samuel oak secert
Due to the fact that Pokemon (in his opinion) sucks, Oak wanted another son, for another show. He probably has some new mutant creature that can beat something up, or whatever. This was denied which angered him and put the professor in an ill state of mind.
On June 20, 2009, Oak shot and killed Brock over a gym badge. He was subsequently arrested and kept in a Cuban jail to await trial.
One week after shooting Brock, on June 27, 2009, Oak once more shocked the world as he ingested a cyanide capsule during a transfer to the courthouse. The effects kicked in immediately and whilst paramedics tried to resucitate him, he died shortly after.The transfer was aired live on TV and secert encouraged a wave of suicides over the next week.
[edit] Closing Comments
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During his free time he rapes pokemon and because he was close friend with Ketchum family and he was best friend with grandfather ash Ketchum long time ago
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