Prof. Gerald Robotnik

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Prof. Gerald Robotnik, a fan of bondage!

Prof. Gerald Robotnik was the most brillaint scientific mind ever known to Nintendo world and the grandfather of Dr. Ivo Robotnik and Maria Robotnik. He was the founder and owner of the best selling neswpaper Nintendo Power. However he was later sacked from his own newspaper.

Gerald's grandson, Ivo Robotnik in his pajamas.

Robotnik was enlisted into the Mushrrom Royal Court for his brilliant scientific skill and political mastery. One of his first acts in the Mushrrom Royal Court was to place all Mobian immigrants into hard labour camps. He grew both politically and across his waist line over the next few years.

Although he was once a loyal follower of The Mushroom Royal family, Robotnik became greedy in his ambition and plotted to use Nintendo Power as a propaganda machine to rally support for his own political ambitions and begin a revolution. Robotnik was himself often the topic of superstition and scandal across Mushroom Kingdom and indeed the entire Nintendo world. After the discovery of his own secret agenda, Robotnik was fired from Nintendo Power and banished from Mushroom Kingdom.

Dr. Gerald Robotnik took his granddaughter Maria with him and went into exile. Robotnik was never seen again but it is believed that he himself was somehow tied to the Nintendo War and the subsequent destruction of both the Koopa Kingdom and Mushroom Kingdom. Who cloned Luigi? Who armed the Mobians with a nuclear weapon? What did Robotnik really want?

It is rumoured that Dr. Robotnik is now working in Bishop Hedley High School as A physics teacher under the guise of A Mr. Ian 'Griffles' Griffiths. This is the perfect stronghold for him to continue his evil work, using the brighter pupils ideas and the rather intellectually challenged pupils as slaves used for his evil machinations.