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But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, by 12/21/2012, this page will not exist anymore. Be advised that the author, Ben, is a gay bitch who should die and thinks that all of the white people should be killed.
Now, go away!
This page will be re-checked eventually
Procrastination is an action performed by people with no lives. People usually procrastinate by spending time on Facebook. The tell tale signs of a procrastinator include
I'm bored. Let's watch T.V. I'll finish this later.
Facebook International Baccalaureate
Being Malaysian (and yes, that means you Kanivanan)
A Typical Procrastination Conversation
PROCRASTINATE SOME MORE... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! FUCK YOU BEN
On the contrary Kanivanan it is you who are procrastinating so... Fuck you.
We have raped this page, now haven't we. Someone will come to this page and wonder "who are these Ben and Kanivanancharacters?". Happy? You have made this page incompressible to outsiders. God, you mess everything up - Kanivanan
You spelled your name wrong and I'm the one who fucks things up? - Burt
At least I know what my name is. - Kanivanan
Real classy Kanivanan changing the history of the conversation. I remember you getting angry at some girl for doing that once on Facebook. - Ben
I love how we turned an innocent little article into a conversation. Moving on, no I did not. Do you have proof that I did? I didn't think so. And that girl didn't understand the meaning of the word facetious Don't you have a TOK essay to do? - Kanivanan
I made time for it later. Moving on. The girl you were arguing with about cancer fundraising lost her mother to cancer and you argued with her until she deleted all of her comments and left. Then you heckled her. Hypocrite. We all remember quite clearly. - Ben
One, what is a girt? Two, I never argued about fundraising. I never argued about cancer fundraising. I never argued with anyone who lost their mother to cancer. I never argued with anyone who lost a relative to cancer (about a cancer related topic that is). Next time, get your facts straight. By the way, shouldn't we be using fake names so that we don't compromise our identities? - Kanivanan
For one everything you just denied you did. Two, a girt is a spelling error. Three, there are a million 'Ben's. I feel safe. How about you Kanivanan. - Ben
Three, I feel safe as well :-D. Two, FAIL. One, no I did not, it was arguing about the usefulness of wearing purple on purple day. GET THE FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT. - Kanivanan
I think Ben is a closeted gay, and it intrigues me. -Neil
WTF?!?!- Hans Zillman on Neils seemingly gay tendencies.
"Hey Neil, whats your number?" - Mark
What the hell? How are these people? Are they like procrastinating or something?- Anon
Damn, french sucks. Doing a stupid PP project we do in gr 6, procastinatin!- Corey
WTF. DONT SPEAK BACK AT YOUR TEACHERS OR YOU WILL GET SUSPENDED. Don't you know that freedom of speech does not exist?- Mrs. Urquhart
Procrastination to the max.
GET BACK TO WORK NOW GODDAMNIT- SATAN
Satan, your just pissed off because I'm God. - God
You arnt God, I am - Allah
Suck It - Chuck Norris