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'''Procrastination''' is a form of [[human]] behavior in which an individual displays a deferment or avoidance of an action or task to a later [[time]]. Those who procrastinate may often experience
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| style="text-align: center" | '''This page is a work in progress'''<br />But let's give it a chance. The author will [[lie|finish it later]]. {{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||<br />Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, by 12/21/2012, this page will not exist anymore. Be advised that the author, Ben, is a gay bitch who should die and thinks that all of the white people should be killed. <br />Now, [[Special:Randompage|go]] [[Special:Newpages|away!]]<br><span style="font-size: 10px;">This page will be re-checked eventually <!-- {{#time: H:i, j F Y | {{REVISIONTIMESTAMP}} + 7 days}} --></span>}}
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| style="text-align: center" | '''This page sucks because it is still [[under construction]].'''<br /> The author will [[orange construction barrels|finish it later]]. Or maybe not. You know, they're kinda [[lazy]] lately. [[Special:Randompage|Go]] [[Special:Newpages|away!]]<br />
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Procrastination is an action performed by people with no lives. People usually procrastinate by spending time on Facebook. The tell tale signs of a procrastinator include
 
I'm bored.
 
Let's watch T.V.
 
I'll finish this later.
 
Facebook
 
International Baccalaureate
 
Being Malaysian (and yes, that means you Kanivanan)
 
   
A Typical Procrastination Conversation
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PROCRASTINATE SOME MORE... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! FUCK YOU BEN
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Article to be written later.
   
On the contrary Kanivanan it is you who are procrastinating so... Fuck you.
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'''Update:''' ''Maybe tomorrow.''
   
We have raped this page, now haven't we. Someone will come to this page and wonder "who are these Ben and Kanivanancharacters?". Happy? You have made this page incompressible to outsiders. God, you mess everything up - Kanivanan
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'''July 15, 2005:''' ''Thinking about doing some work on the article. [[OMG]]! Reno 911! is on! BRB.''
   
You spelled your name wrong and I'm the one who fucks things up? - Burt
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'''August 9, 2005:''' ''Not a good day. Bad start to the article already. Going back to bed.''
   
At least I know what my name is. - Kanivanan
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'''September 24, 2005:''' ''Procrastination is... is... aw, screw it... too much typing.''
   
Real classy Kanivanan changing the history of the conversation. I remember you getting angry at some girl for doing that once on Facebook. - Ben
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'''January 1, 2006:''' ''People like to procrastinate. It is fun. Procrastination is a really, really long word. Hard to spell. Pokra... prok... oh never mind.''
   
I love how we turned an innocent little article into a conversation. Moving on, no I did not. Do you have proof that I did? I didn't think so. And that girl didn't understand the meaning of the word facetious Don't you have a TOK essay to do? - Kanivanan
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'''January 10, 2006:''' ''I have a plan to stop procrastinating but have not enacted it yet.''
   
I made time for it later. Moving on. The girl you were arguing with about cancer fundraising lost her mother to cancer and you argued with her until she deleted all of her comments and left. Then you heckled her. Hypocrite. We all remember quite clearly. - Ben
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'''January 21, 2006:''' ''Not on the front page anymore, so I'll get back to this later.''
   
One, what is a girt? Two, I never argued about fundraising. I never argued about cancer fundraising. I never argued with anyone who lost their mother to cancer. I never argued with anyone who lost a relative to cancer (about a cancer related topic that is). Next time, get your facts straight. By the way, shouldn't we be using fake names so that we don't compromise our identities? - Kanivanan
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'''January 9, 2007:''' ''Tomorrow I'll sort up this page, clean all the [[crap]] and write a beautiful and informative article about procrastination. Today I'm busy enough coming up with an [[lie|excuse]] for not doing it tomorrow.''
   
For one everything you just denied you did. Two, a girt is a spelling error. Three, there are a million 'Ben's. I feel safe. How about you Kanivanan. - Ben
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'''May 10, 2007:''' ''I'm going to be busy with outside stuff, you know, laying in the [[grass]].''
   
Three, I feel safe as well :-D. Two, FAIL. One, no I did not, it was arguing about the usefulness of wearing purple on purple day. GET THE FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT. - Kanivanan
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'''July 21, 2007:''' ''You know. Maybe if I leave it alone, it will go away.''
   
I think Ben is a closeted gay, and it intrigues me. -Neil
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'''February 30th, 2053:''' ''The difficulties of having my house surrounded by water after the rest of the [[global warming|icecaps melted]] a few weeks ago has prevented me from adding anything constructive to the article. That, and there has been a [[Simpsons]] marathon on TV.''
   
WTF?!?!- Hans Zillman on Neils seemingly gay tendencies.
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==See also==
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*[[Unfinished Article]]
"Hey Neil, whats your number?" - Mark
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*[[Writer's Block]]
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*[[Incomplete|Incomple]]
What the hell? How are these people? Are they like procrastinating or something?- Anon
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*[[Brevity]]
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Damn, french sucks. Doing a stupid PP project we do in gr 6, procastinatin!- Corey
 
 
WTF. DONT SPEAK BACK AT YOUR TEACHERS OR YOU WILL GET SUSPENDED. Don't you know that freedom of speech does not exist?- Mrs. Urquhart
 
 
Procrastination to the max.
 
 
GET BACK TO WORK NOW GODDAMNIT- SATAN
 
 
Satan, your just pissed off because I'm God. - God
 
 
You arnt God, I am - Allah
 
 
Suck It - Chuck Norris
 
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Revision as of 23:50, July 11, 2012

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Procrastination is a form of human behavior in which an individual displays a deferment or avoidance of an action or task to a later time. Those who procrastinate may often experience


Article to be written later.

Update: Maybe tomorrow.

July 15, 2005: Thinking about doing some work on the article. OMG! Reno 911! is on! BRB.

August 9, 2005: Not a good day. Bad start to the article already. Going back to bed.

September 24, 2005: Procrastination is... is... aw, screw it... too much typing.

January 1, 2006: People like to procrastinate. It is fun. Procrastination is a really, really long word. Hard to spell. Pokra... prok... oh never mind.

January 10, 2006: I have a plan to stop procrastinating but have not enacted it yet.

January 21, 2006: Not on the front page anymore, so I'll get back to this later.

January 9, 2007: Tomorrow I'll sort up this page, clean all the crap and write a beautiful and informative article about procrastination. Today I'm busy enough coming up with an excuse for not doing it tomorrow.

May 10, 2007: I'm going to be busy with outside stuff, you know, laying in the grass.

July 21, 2007: You know. Maybe if I leave it alone, it will go away.

February 30th, 2053: The difficulties of having my house surrounded by water after the rest of the icecaps melted a few weeks ago has prevented me from adding anything constructive to the article. That, and there has been a Simpsons marathon on TV.

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